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@CameronFoxly Could we 🙏 have a #freediving octocat, the scuba one really doesn't do it for us lot 😿. An upside down one with long fins and a mask 😍. It can be called #apneatocat Thanks 🆓🤿🐬

Loving the @BOHAirport experience ❤️ Flying to #Zadar #Croatia with @Ryanair Parking, bag drop, security, what a delight and a nice change from the bigger airports Relaxation starts early 🤿 Please #universe may it continue for the other flights there and back this summer 🙏

@hansmollman Yes! where have you been all my life 😂

My new middle-aged opinion is that the new type of headlights are too bright

@dalelane Would you recommend it

Working from Hursley for the first time in almost two years... it's lovely to be back. Surreal, but lovely 😁

@LordGrimdark Smugness, heck yea, bring it 😝

Today's 2-Star: "Overlong, over written, the author's smugness comes through"

Right, so I’m gonna be in Waterstones Southampton in a couple of hours to sign, all welcome. Then London Piccadilly this evening which sadly is sold out…

@AyoCaesar …but fat cat on the mat    kept as a pet,    he does not forget. tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Cat_(poem) 2/2

@AyoCaesar The fat cat on the mat    may seem to dream of nice mice that suffice    for him, or cream; but he free, maybe,    walks in thought unbowed, proud, where loud    roared and fought his kin, lean and slim,    ….feasted on beasts    and tender men… 1/2

There’s a couple of hench neighbourhood tom cats who’ve been running a campaign of terror against my kitten - peering in through windows, scratching at the back door. Moussa’s still too young to go outside, but what do I do to make sure he doesn’t get bullied by these beasts?

@AyoCaesar Tip the balance, get two more cats 😸

@STN_Airport what are the wait times for passport control for arrivals currently? How long do I need to allow for before I can get to my parked car? This coming Tue, landing noonish. Ta

@LordGrimdark The Ever Unicorn on the other hand will just breeze through marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details…

When I heard the Ever Given has blocked the Suez Canal I was expecting more with an explosion of ichor-slathered gelatinous tentacles than just, like, shipping containers.

Does anyone else think ‘The Ever Given’ sounds like the name a sinister cult uses for a god they want to bring to our dimension that turns out to be a Cthuloid monstrosity that shall consume all mankind? No? Just me?

@Google Thanks for the dm, tried replying there but not sure if you can see it. Anyhow, once again been trying things from suggested links you included without success. There is a worry that the person’s ex employer might have access. Would really appreciate more specific help. Thanks vm

@call_me_olya Hmm. Let's see what we can do to help. Please follow us and let us know when you have so we can share next steps through DM.

@gmail is there a contact number in the UK to help recover a gmail account where the mobile number is no longer in posession. Am helping a relative, it looks like they have the right password but can’t get in for some reason. Tried everything. Pls help.

@Google Thanks, am already following you.

@Google Yes, tried both and all options. Is it possible to get a DM to sort this out? Thanks

@call_me_olya Hi there. Have you already tried recovering your account using the steps here: g.co/help/me623? These tips may help: g.co/help/gqq63. Let us know.

@Google Tried everything, just keeps looping around different options but never gets any further than being asked to try again. He thinks he knows the original password and possibly the recovery email but something else is not right because it just does not let him in.

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Me, every time 😂

@EllenPompeo 🙏

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