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“Are you not gonna wash your hands, you stroked a fucking pigeon” - Adam FitzGerald

😮 Smooth strokes there for Cousin Rob

Are you even a uni student if you don’t feel sick checking your bank account?

Lets stop talking about the crime in Selly Oak and start talking about the rats in Selly Oak.

Canny wait for next year

Legit have more respect for Justine than fuckin Megan fuck her so much u little rat flea bag xx

Was not expecting to end up in a hot tub with Ollie and Arthur...I think it’s meant to be

Spending Valentine’s Day with Arthur and Ollie...how depressing

@amelia_rawlings Thanks to whoever bought us milk

Love it when me and @amelia_rawlings get free drinks by pretending we’re brother and sister

Nothing worse than coming back and realising @McDonaldsUK has completely fucked up your order😡like come on mate sort out ya staff

Happy birthday @lauraactonx I hope you have the best day! 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

@G0ldenv3ins Ok

@G0ldenv3ins Hey

@lauraactonx So tempting

Go to uni they said, it’ll be fun they said, best experience of your life they said.

WHAT IS THIS😂 twitter.com/whipcreamdolan…

@imvgen @lauraactonx @mariaamissa @shameelax Lol who would've thought all 5 of us would make it