alex

gonna pull a saltburn but for a cute old bungalow in slc

no one ever tells you that when you stop tweeting, you no longer know how to participate in discourse. sad!

“the simple life” was the first sign of late stage capitalism

the biggest downside to starting a full time day job next week is I can no longer cosplay being a stay at home girlfriend :/

idk how or when I became a lurker instead of a poster but I’m just here 2 like tweets and support so if u see me randomly liking ur tweets, yes I am still alive

@tatianrry hahahahah omg I love this 🥰

Going through my pics and remembered these snapshots I got of @callmemartini’s bf cleaning messes at the Halloween party lol get you a man who cleans 👏🏼

prota zoa could do “as it was” but harry styles couldn’t do “supernova girl”

@RichJMarsh unfortunately no updates at this time

@callmemartini Requesting an update on this situation

I know u should be accepting of flaws in ur partner but my boyfriend hasn’t tried dr. pepper ONCE in his life and it’s really hard to let go of tbh

we’re in a different tithing bracket

I think one of my favorite parts about love island is how it’s always a full moon 😌

why do antivaxxers hate The Vaccines so much? I think they have some good songs

how do the himalayas have so much pink salt

Me at every Mormon girl's camp testimony meeting

if you actually cared about kids you should probably put more funding into schools, health care, shelters, foster care, and food programs, not force people who don't want kids to have them

The Supreme Court overturning Roe V. Wade while the whole country is distracted by an inconsequential event celebrating extreme wealth is, unfortunately, the most symbolic representation of America rn

scotus poised to ban essential healthcare! nice!

one thing the slap has taught me is that ....... we wouldve been talking about jackson maine peeing onstage at the grammys for fucking WEEKS .........