dami

if we listening to music together and I sing the lyrics wrong ima beat tf outta u

@kaizoslop nolan grayson when he finds out that killing like 3000 people, leveling half of chicago, killing beloved superheroes, beating your son within an inch of your life, and calling your wife a pet gives you a bad reputation

Niggas be thinking cuz u laid back u won’t lean forward

That unfunny thick thighs pussy salad thing

“i don’t give a flying fuck” is funny as hell bc why the fuck flying

@TeslaOnDiet Yalls wokeness is just circling all the way back to misogyny by equating pink + sparkly with being “brain dead”

i'm back sackboy money spread

for years now ive been itching to use "touche" in a conversation but i am yet to encounter a person who can make a better point than me

finally just broke up with my crush in my head. i have no more delusions left for you boo, have a great life.

#nooscarforwiggathe #noonemournsthewigged

Every celebrity in Hollywood has been crashing out over Timothée Chalamet’s comments about ballet and opera, but all of a sudden none of them can find their voice to talk about this.

bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today

just saw an ad for soda and got up to get a soda from my fridge

my entire tl just being this gif rn

fuck them cats

@adeezyy @DijahSB calling someone ignorant because they dislike cats and had a mild take based on their experience with said animal… righttt

@DijahSB she was loud and wrong !! my arm is not bruised up or of scratches. it was very much so ignorant and lacking of knowledge.

doechii u r wrong about cats. let’s discuss it over a romantic candle lit dinner

when i try to tap a post and accidentally hit the grok logo on it and it starts rapidly writing a thesis paper about said tweet so now ive effectively eliminated 5 neighborhoods

46° in DC