Weird Cal Yankovic

Being stuck in traffic now just makes me feel like at Slam Dunk.

New tune back on @BBCR1 tonight! Big ❤️ to @AlyxHolcombe for spinning this one! 🙏🏼

👁️ LEAVE ME ALONE IS OUT NOW 👁️ 👇 fanlink.to/TBL_Leave_Me_A…

Anyone else’s Tik Tok just full of some weird bloke named Paul?

Im about to eat a full Christmas Sausage wreath that serves 8 to myself. Life is fucking wild.

New song LEAVE ME ALONE drops this Friday! 🔥👁 Pre save below sndo.ffm.to/kxkqldn

It’s got so bad even the trains themselves are striking

We got David Attenborough.

Ive honestly lost track of days if someone told me it was Boxing Day today I’d believe them

the best thing i did. this entire year. was love you

Nobody likes you when you’re 2023.

@BBCR1 FUTURE ALTERNATIVE TONIGHT. Fuck it someone pinch us cause there’s no way this is happenin. Big up @nelshylton for this one you’re a legend! 🙏🏼❤️‍🩹

2 DAYS TILL FAKE LOVE IS OUT. You ready? 🙏🏼❤️‍🩹

Very exciting! This song fucking slaps I swear to god.

Ello ello! We made a heartbreak song on a farm a while back and it’s turned out pretty sweet. It’s called Fake Love and it drops 11.11! Pre save now! - sndo.ffm.to/deqdj70

Morning Twitter! Just letting ya know we’re a bunch of sell outs. Bristol is now sold out! Remaining tix for the tour: thebottomlineuk.com

Woah been a while twitter. Comin at ya to say BRISTOL 10 TICKETS LEFT DONT SLEEP ON IT ❤️‍🔥

@Badwolfgirl18 Hell yes!! See you there!!

@callumTBL I'm so excited to see you again! Seeya in Leeds and Manchester

Hello world of Twitter, me and the geezers are going on holiday in the form of multiple gigs around the country and so on. It’s Gonna be a blast. Tickets are on sale Wednesday

Honestly come to this or I’ll have to think of something witty