calpi

when you go to court and the judge says ORDER!!! so you say one burger please 😁🍔

@shyegf ok imagine someone like rly hot. Yup thats me.

@calpi_ow depends wyll🤔🤔

i genuinely believe like everyone should at LEAST be masters+ 😭😭 it doesn’t take much to hit it which is why masters is low elo still

@gracefishlove dont say that abt me.

@calpi_ow You are just behind Calpi

it’s may and i love you

@ichuune dont mess with me

@ichuune i use diamond damage, i like it because i want them to know

heya! quick question for owtwt! What player title do you use and why? i use “chronically online” both bc it’s funny and so i can indirectly match w/ my duo :3

omg i was slightly nauseous i took like 8-16mg (idk the dose but it was when i had cancer so idkidk) i q games w my duo and we lost everygamr cuz i couldnt keep my eyes open. this is the funniest thing tht has happened since i confused my adderall w tizanidine

IM HIGH OFF A FUCKING ZOFRAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

@seedlin9 yup

I AM THE UNLUCKIEST GIRL

@gracefishlove i always believed in u… too bad u dont fw me

third time spelling is the charm .

easiest way to stop being sad is to wash ur hair

@gracefishlove real

@seedlin9 what is cte

i suffer from cte and thats why i tweet the way i do

@seedlin9 i dont want to be friends anymore anyways

i dont like when ppl have many friends so i stop being their friend to even it out

@seedlin9 im sorry

i started getting jealous that my favorite artist was singing about Girls so i had to put myself in time out

@seedlin9 No.

can i watch u do nothing

hello #burgertwt #hitwt people i have invented a new phrase: good hiburger!!! good hi is like good morning but u can use it whenever, and the burger part is for emphasis! other examples of burger include “i’m scaredburger”or “does anyone know anythingburger”, enjoy an have fun!

@gracefishlove Be nice to me

@calpi_ow No this is not true actually. It’s because you’re bad

people dont like me because im too good at the game and i carry all my teammates all the time and im funny and really cool, they hate it so much when im doing that omg

@ssolarism it is ok with me ig

sometimes i load up a custom with bots in overwatch just to play old maps that i miss is that Ok with everyone

@bigballerbernn 7

how many follower do i need to engagement farm? Like 5? I start now.