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Montreal, QC Katılım Ocak 2025
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mia 🍓@tweet32bird·
when you go to court and the judge says ORDER!!! so you say one burger please 😁🍔
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calpi@calpi_ow·
@shyegf ok imagine someone like rly hot. Yup thats me.
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grace@gracefishlove·
@calpi_ow You are just behind Calpi
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grace@gracefishlove·
it’s may and i love you
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calpi@calpi_ow·
@ichuune i use diamond damage, i like it because i want them to know
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𑣲。℡ !@ichuune·
heya! quick question for owtwt! What player title do you use and why? i use “chronically online” both bc it’s funny and so i can indirectly match w/ my duo :3
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calpi@calpi_ow·
omg i was slightly nauseous i took like 8-16mg (idk the dose but it was when i had cancer so idkidk) i q games w my duo and we lost everygamr cuz i couldnt keep my eyes open. this is the funniest thing tht has happened since i confused my adderall w tizanidine
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calpi@calpi_ow·
IM HIGH OFF A FUCKING ZOFRAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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snail@seedlin9·
I AM THE UNLUCKIEST GIRL
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grace@gracefishlove·
third time spelling is the charm .
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grace@gracefishlove·
easiest way to stop being sad is to wash ur hair
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snail@seedlin9·
i suffer from cte and thats why i tweet the way i do
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calpi@calpi_ow·
@seedlin9 i dont want to be friends anymore anyways
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snail@seedlin9·
i dont like when ppl have many friends so i stop being their friend to even it out
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snail@seedlin9·
i started getting jealous that my favorite artist was singing about Girls so i had to put myself in time out
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snail@seedlin9·
can i watch u do nothing
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J🧛‍♀️@miniwheatfan12·
hello #burgertwt #hitwt people i have invented a new phrase: good hiburger!!! good hi is like good morning but u can use it whenever, and the burger part is for emphasis! other examples of burger include “i’m scaredburger”or “does anyone know anythingburger”, enjoy an have fun!
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grace@gracefishlove·
@calpi_ow No this is not true actually. It’s because you’re bad
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calpi@calpi_ow·
people dont like me because im too good at the game and i carry all my teammates all the time and im funny and really cool, they hate it so much when im doing that omg
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djay 𑣲@ssolarism·
sometimes i load up a custom with bots in overwatch just to play old maps that i miss is that Ok with everyone
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ybg bern@bigballerbernn·
how many follower do i need to engagement farm? Like 5? I start now.
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