cal strickland

@BMXUPDATE Last in her moto

@calstrickland I thought she did alright at Tokyo? Hence the outrage at her riding that class?

But yeah, more importantly what the F is dat gyal doing racing ‘down’ after racing in the Olympics? How did she fly there with all of those sand bags?

@BMXUPDATE This is my tweet of 2021

Seeing Daudet go out in the semi is like watching your parents get old. I do not want this, please win forever.

What’s a guy got to do to buy a UGP jersey in 2021? Tryna make it 2004 up in here

@mollydobson_ss Hope she’s utilising those shallow hip sockets for something other than these poses

Committed to hip hinge

@BMXUPDATE It’s named after a fighter jet, or something

Is Spad the shittest BMX brand name ever? It’s definitely up there with Koxx.

@S_Issitt @mollydobson_ss @Ellie_Rose21 @D_Issitt I was double screening the other day and both screens had ball games on! Surreal

@calstrickland @mollydobson_ss @Ellie_Rose21 @D_Issitt 😂😂😂even Cal is on it 😂 Hearing you talk about a St mirren and kilmarnock football match is still the best thing I’ve heard

First month ✅ still a lot to learn 👊🏼

@mollydobson_ss @S_Issitt @Ellie_Rose21 @D_Issitt Looks like a few new names for the FREE MONEY group chat Shaun, shotgun both of the referral bonuses 👀 😂

@S_Issitt @Ellie_Rose21 @D_Issitt Hahahaha tutorials with Issitt yes please if you can

@CHAZMANWUN But did you hate this much in 2002?

This modern era where the internet means everyone knows what everyone thinks all the time (because they post about it) is actually very shit. I mean, no one fell out about politics back when we all wore baggy jeans and played tony hawks 2 did they

And yes i see the irony of the tweet

@Beaumontracing @netflix When she saw the pieces on the ceiling in the final match it was like ooohhhh shiiiit it’s happening

Finished Queens Gambit on @netflix last night. Absolutely loved it. Me and Holly needed a break from our usual box set choices! Refreshing and gripping. Very cool story. Highly recommended. #QueensGambit

@lambofgod BLOOD OF THE SCRIBE

what song do we NEVER play live but SHOULD

@BastinKyle That is superb 😂

Went mountain biking tonight. Phone accidentally pocket dialed 911. 5 years ago Marc’s ass put my name in my phone as “Pedophile Kyle” (which I forgot to change back) and that’s how the county was notified as to who they were trying to reach 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

The ucibmxsx bike checks are so pointless. Just listing the brands of each part and nothing else. Would it kill you to go into some detail 🤦🏼‍♂️ might as well just look at the picture

Proper bamboozles me how people seem to think all of 2020’s shitness will be wiped clean as soon as we hit 12 on new year’s eve. ‘cAn We JuSt GeT tO 2021 aLrEaDy’ the world doesn’t work on a 365 day clock and 2021 will just be another year with shit loads you’ll complain about

@dannyeet There are approximately 25,000 islands in the pacific ocean

someone tell me a useless fact please?

Elton John is great at playing the piano but he sucks on the organ

How many of you dyslexic’s cocks turned black today?

@CHAZMANWUN Rugby fo sho, about half an hour ago a welsh guy went in for a tackle and dislocated his shoulder, followed by multiple HD slow mo’s of it from different angles, you could see everything