Calum McCarthy

@paddypower You saucy devils. I shall return the favour with a ridiculous 10 fold acca that will no doubt lose

@Ryanair Hi there. We arrived in Agadir, Morocco last night from Stansted Airport, and you have lost our suitcase. Filed a report at Agadir airport, and was told to contact the Ryanair airport helpline today and we can’t get through. Shocking service

@DylanLain96 @ING Pack it in 😂

I've really got to stop losing phones

@DylanLain96 Well that's rude

Well, if everyone else is doing it...#shootingstars

@_LDGlisson89 happens to the best of us

@_LDGlisson89 ¿que?

@Sam_horseyfield why are we trying this hammered?😂😭😂 twitter.com/wshhfans/statu…

When you wanna stay in but

When your mum says she'll help you out with money at uni 🤔

Roses are red, Sugar is used to sweeten

@calummccarthy96 twitter.com/TheLadBible/st…

butters 😂😂😂😂

First day back at uni and I have already cracked my phone, fml