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@Cardinale_77 @OfficialShots Is this real

@OfficialShots “Pie in his pocket, he’s got a pie in his pocket”

The club can confirm that we have agreed an undisclosed fee for Josh Barrett to move from Aldershot Town to an unnamed club for the 2026/27 season and beyond. I don't think there's a Shots fan out there who doesn't agree that what Josh did here at Aldershot Town was magic! Having recently joined the Shots 100 club, Josh accumulated over 40 goals and assists for the club in that time. A couple of the many key moments in a Shots shirt, include a beautiful Boxing Day free-kick against rivals Woking and his hat-trick against Oldham Athletic in a 3-1 away win for the Shots. Needless to say, a huge part of our Wembley success, where he scored an absolute screamer in the final to make it 3-0 to the Shots, a moment I'm sure every single fan will never forget! Shots manager Scott Davies had this to say "Firstly, it’s a huge thanks to Josh for what he’s done for this football club during his time here. From afar I have always seen that Josh has been a fan's favourite in the way he plays the game and admire his undoubted ability as a footballer. Josh made it evidently clear that with a young family, he wanted security by having more than one year left on his current contract. From a club's point of view, it was difficult to offer Josh a new and improved deal at this time so we’ve reluctantly accepted an offer from elsewhere. We thank Josh for his time at the club and wish him well in the future". He's got magic in his boots, he bleeds red and blue, Shots fans, join us in thanking Josh Barrett for all his efforts during his 2 and a half years here, once a Shot, always a Shot!

@ChrisBlue92 Genuinely no one asked

Between us and Southend We crashed the Website for the weekend, had staff working through the night, forced a debate in Parliament for more tickets, Booked out every single coach in the town and had to get more in from Birmingham, and they can only get 45 Likes 😂 #oafc #rafc

@RealRodneyClam Harrogate r off down

@calvin_clam I’ve been with you since day one

Enjoyed my visit to the MKM today. Despite being a bowl I thought it had a bit of charm to it. Maybe the sell out crowd helped. Unfortunately had to leave after 15 mins due to family emergency but always good to get another tick ✅ That’s ground 80 for me 😎 #groundhopping

@chesterblue09 @ChesterFC Chugger is online

@calvin_clam @ChesterFC Shut up you buck toothed rat

90+8: Goal for Macclesfield. 🔵2-1🟡 | #UTS

🎶Chester lost the playoffs, do’h Chester lost promotion, do’h 🎶 #meme #seals #chester

Should have keeps saved this? 🤔 Lmk down below 👇 #UTS @chesterblue09 @ChesterFCBlues @ChesterFC @chesterzoo

Calvin Clam? More like Calvin Climax

@ChesterFC @thesilkmen

FT: @thesilkmen 2-1 #ChesterFC. Our 2025/26 campaign comes to an end. #MACCFC | #UTS

@ChesterFC @thesilkmen @ChesterFC for the sakes of yourselves please block me, this is getting embarrassing now 😂😂😂

90+8’ | FAFSJDJDNSNDNDNDND!!!!!!!!! WHAT ON EARTH!!!!!! 🔵 MFC 2-1 CHE 🟡 📻 macclesfieldfc.mixlr.com

90+8: Goal for Macclesfield. 🔵2-1🟡 | #UTS

90+8: Goal for Macclesfield. 🔵2-1🟡 | #UTS

@ChesterFC @thesilkmen Gift that keeps on giving

@ChesterFC @thesilkmen Another Chestnut fc master class 👏👏👏

@ChesterFC @chesterblue09 Chester have had a CLAMity 😭😭

Another clam masterclass

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