Calvin™

@alinory_KWENA @CopShakurkihara That's not the rider's problem. The law by itself doesn't allow police to commandeer private vehicles and motorcycles. Whichever way you think it. That officer is breaking the Law!

@calvin_ski @CopShakurkihara Resource constraints.

A police officer who is not a traffic officer arrests a rider for riding a motorbike without a helmet, then proceeds to ride the same motorbike to the station without wearing a helmet. Hivi Ndio corrupt Ruto is fighting corruption.

@Safaricom_Care @lonefelix That is where and how it becomes better to revert the One back to two and leave them as they are. You don't really regret the inconveniences. Not everyone amongst your customers has different network SIM cards. One can have 2 same net SIMs for different purposes @PeterNdegwa_.

@lonefelix Hello Felix and apologies for the inconveniences.^NR

@SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care For those of us who use two Safcom lines on one phone. And use both lines for MPESA. What are we to do? When I want to use the other line, turn off my primary line, log it out , log in with my secondary line, then navigate the new galaxy? Not cool!

@NytoP2PMwangi I wonder who the next IGP will be, since the current is about to retire. The National Police Service has been seemingly sending out psychological signals lately. Time will tell. But the Parastatal heads job tells a different story though.

Former President Uhuru Kenyatta’s Key Security Appointments √ Interior PS: Dr. Karanja Kibicho (Kikuyu) √ DCI Director: George Kinoti (Meru) √ CDF: Robert Kibochi (Kikuyu) √ NIS Director General: Wachira Kameru (Kikuyu) √ Attorney General: Githu Muigai and later Paul Kihara Kariuki (both Kikuyu) None of these positions is currently held by a Kalenjin under President William Ruto. Look, Under President William Ruto (as of 2026): √ Interior PS: Raymond Omollo (Luo) √ DCI Director: Mohamed Amin (Somali) √ CDF: Charles Kahariri (Kikuyu) √ NIS Director General: Noordin Haji (Somali) √ Attorney General: Justin Muturi (Kikuyu), then Dorcas Oduor (Luo) √ Even Inspector General of Police: Douglas Kanja (Kikuyu) not a Kalenjin! President William Ruto has proven to be different and unselfish in his appointments. Yet, when he appoints a certain tiny board member or a random High Court judge, we are quick to shout “Yamune!” and label him tribal. We have been extremely unfair to President William Ruto!

@alinory_KWENA @CopShakurkihara There are police pick up trucks that do that job perfectly. The officer can simply radio call the nearest police station to send a vehicle to the concerned location, put both the rider and his motorbike at the back and ferry them. Rather than break the law himself as well.

@CopShakurkihara The motor bike is henceforth confiscated and therefore, being escorted to the police station. Consider the circumstances under which the police officer is riding the bike. How would you suggest such a case to be handled?

@ivymuthe Masturbation is a mind issue. Not a phone issue. Still, there are books, magazines etc. How about those who masturbate in public transport, public queues from who they see around them?

Addicted to Masturbation? No day passes without it? Here are some rules you could put in place to stop it completely: 1. No going to bed with the phone. This is a big trigger! Late nights + scrolling = temptation. Start by leaving your phone in the living room or just far away from the bed. This reduces the triggers. Most relapses happen in the dark when you’re alone and with a phone. Cut off every trigger and do it ruthlessly! -Social media pages with sexy girls -Pornsites and videos saved on your gadgets Change your feed on Google to block such unhelpful content. Anything that feed the habit, block it. Most of you don’t fail because you’re weak, you fail because you keep access open to triggers. Make sure to be too busy to be weak. Gym. Walk. Work. Purpose. Make sure to reduce the time you are idle in the house because being idle breeds those thoughts. When your life has no direction, your mind looks for cheap pleasure. Idle people are the one affected so badly, the introvert. Lastly, get a partner who can walk with you through the healing journey, not one who judges you and make you feel bad about your struggles. How have you been able to come out of such an addiction?

@NyakundiReport They appear to be speaking the language of the lakeside. Something's up. In other stories. There is a Youth led peaceful procession in Nairobi CBD on Tuesday.

A circulating video shows a group of youths in Nairobi delivering a confrontational address, with one brandishing a wooden club, suggesting an intent to intimidate members of the public. This comes in the wake of ongoing incidents across the country, where goons linked to rival political camps have been involved in a growing pattern of coordinated violence as the 2027 General Election approaches.

@ivymuthe Perverts in disguise. In places like offices, that's classified as sexual harassment. Genuinely helpful touts have a hands off policy. There are still those that will position their hands strategically on seats so their hands feel your breasts as you alight from 14 seaters.

Why are touts so handsy? This kind of behavior is unacceptable

@Kenyans @JhandaMp is missing the plot. Kenyans don't elect you to give them hand-outs. They elect you to deliver TANGIBLE services that will benefit them entirely. Improve infrastructure and make their lives better. Your entire salary comes from THEIR taxes. Internalize this!

Half of my salary goes to my family, and the other half to my constituents - MP Zaheer Jhanda on issuing handouts

@ivymuthe She was better off at Factory Default.

Jackie Nyaminde Leaves Fans Stunned After Flaunting Her Body Shape After A Successful BBL

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC Why does that useless OneApp tell me it cannot read mobile number Daily on initial startup, yet Safaricom line and Mobile data are active?

@Safaricom_Care @ruzekitweets He's churning out of the app. Why are you telling him to install yet he's removing it from his phone? Self inflicted incompetence, as some call it, is causing people to abandon the app, for good.

@ruzekitweets Hallo @ruzekitweets , pole sana.Please go ahead and instal to experience the new app upgrade bringing M-PESA & MySafaricom together with enhanced features and security. We know it’s a big change, and we are actively improving it based on your feedback ^SG

. @Safaricom_Care ii takataka yenu belongs to 🚮 WanTam nyinyi 😡

@mlachaks254 @MaryKwamboks hana mambo. She just told you in plain English to respect her. Wewe ndio ulianua kumchokoza.

Kuambia Tu kwamboka anakaa mudfish ashajaa ngori ,madem hawapendi ukweli 😂

@Broadbasedgal There has never been an agenda item on any ODM Party meeting in the last eight months where the conduct of the Secretary General was substantively discussed. If there is, provide the relevant Minutes and meeting. Whatever ODM is doing, by law, is hot air.

Secretary General wa Chama Kubwa ODM ameshaongea. Hon. Catherine Omanyo will make a good SG and prove her doubters wrong. She has the best interests of the ODM party at heart

@BrutusRising @smutoro @Cofek_Kenya The Airtel brand is global. Not like Safaricom which has to rely on partnerships in the Diaspora.

@smutoro @Cofek_Kenya Everything you've written is fairly accurate apart from "Rivals like Airtel Money are capitalising on the chaos". Safaricom KNOW Airtel will not do anything, that's why they treat their customers like trash

Safaricom’s My OneApp Debacle 🟢 Safaricom launched My OneApp on April 1 — merging M-Pesa and MySafaricom — auto-pushing it to 9 million users with zero opt-in consent 🟢 Within 72 hours, consumer complaints flooded in: WiFi blocks forcing mobile data use for SIM verification, frequent logouts, slow performance, and wiped saved paybills 🟢 Classic case of deploy first, fix later — no evidence of credible user testing, feasibility study, or consumer impact assessment before rollout 🟢 The new app is demonstrably worse than what it replaced — M-Pesa was lean, fast, and familiar; OneApp is bloated, unstable, and intrusive 🟢 Users are now forced to re-save biometrics on every phone restart — a regressive “security” design that punishes loyal customers 🟢 Safaricom’s explanation that mobile data requirement is a “one-time security step” is unconvincing — it is a cost-shifting burden onto consumers 🟢 Diaspora users told to use data roaming for verification — an extraordinary consumer rights failure for a company with global aspirations 🟢 Rivals like Airtel Money are capitalising on the chaos — Safaricom is gifting market share through self-inflicted incompetence 🟢 Under Peter Ndegwa, Safaricom 3.0 has perfected profit extraction from public pain — the SHA Sh104B failed system scandal being the starkest example 🟢 Pattern is clear: Safaricom prioritises shareholder returns and government contracts over consumer value, reliability, and dignity 🟢 Safaricom must be held accountable — CA and CAK must investigate whether this forced migration violates consumer protection law on informed consent and service continuity

@smutoro People in the Diaspora who have existing roaming bundles are being told to purchase "enough airtime" to enable them operate the app. So what happens to the Roaming bundles? Kenyans are becoming cash cows for @SafaricomPLC. And truly, as you say @AIRTEL_KE is gaining much.

@smutoro @Cofek_Kenya One question that should be asked is this. Where on Earth is @Cofek_Kenya? Isn't it part of the role of COFEK to protect consumers from issues like what Diaspora clients of Safaricom PLC are going through?

@biggzless_jones @Safaricom_Care You may try defending them, though in vain, but they are here to resolve customer complaints. The bio says it all.

@calvin_ski @Safaricom_Care Wacha watulie kiasi

Setting up #MyOneApp while abroad? Here’s what you need: ✅ Safaricom SIM set as your primary SIM ✅ Roaming services active on your line ✅ Mobile data (not WiFi) for your first login After that, switch back to WiFi anytime! #PopoteUlipo

@biggzless_jones @Safaricom_Care The work of a Customer Service agent is to resolve customer issues and complaints amicably. That is their job description. Hakuna kutulia.

@calvin_ski @Safaricom_Care Ndo nasema wacha tutazijua zote we fix them in the newer update muache complains kila saa the customer service team watulie kiasi

@biggzless_jones @Safaricom_Care The issue many Kenyans have is not the fixing. It is how long they will take to fix it. It's not instant. That's why I asked my first question.

@calvin_ski @Safaricom_Care Ni error tu watafix mtulie

@Safaricom_Care @biggzless_jones Was there someone putting a gun to your heads to release the app before stabilization was completed? That response does not make sense. As in, logically speaking, this app was replacing an already existing, stable one. Not that it was starting from scratch!

@biggzless_jones Hello Jones, apologies for this. The app is logged in to using your Safaricom mobile data once a day, for security reasons. This is temporary and once stabilized, you will not need to keep activating it. ^CJ