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Calvin Strips 💚

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Katılım Nisan 2019
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Movin in back home soon Soon all my food will be free and cooked for me So long scrambled eggs with mixed in pepperoni
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Parking meters will ruin your fucking day over 88 cents
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Whyyyy do we have to use Snapchat bro
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Called a Jeff a retard in VC and now I’m chat banned for an hour
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When I’m at the dentist I throw my AirPods in. Just do what u gotta do so I can gtfo You don’t gotta talk to my car to do the oil change
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Actually this is something a Roy would tweet Ok if ur not a Roy you get the idea
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Ya girl be having a Jim at work when you not even Roy
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Playing Clash Royale during a movie at the theatre is the best Imagine if it wasn’t allowed. I’d kill myself I just hit 10k trophies while watching The Backrooms
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“So uncs like my father did hackey sack in college, we did this thing called Spike Ball…”
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Not to be a nerd, but there rly needs to be more education on city scooters Like it’s crazy to me how kids grow up learning the life saving importance of wearing a helmet, but nobody gaf about hopping on a viechle w/ out one and it goes 2x fast They’re everywhere for all ages
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When u didn’t put a full 100% in the gym today but you remember ur 5’7 so it didn’t matter anyway
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When the preworkout start hitting and u remember u genuinely cringe as fuck
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Don’t be bald telling me my shoelace untied
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A real growing up moment is you stop glazing Zendaya and Pam from the office #cancelme
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I remember in highschool when we got Mario Kart and COD on mobile. And both sucked
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Lowkey if the tip screen was like a charity screen or something, you’d see me tapping 15% at McDonald’s or something
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