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Some kid last night told me his birthday was in June and I was like “oh you’re a Gemini!” and he goes “no I’m a pike” ...

What’s the road rage equivalent to not getting the Wordle of the day

@pisstachiyo Being gay isnt even in the top 20 gayest things you can do

bacc of my head 🫶🏻

Not me with the same group of my girlfriends for over 10 years still getting emotional about how much I love them

Rest In Peace to Oj Simpson. Or according to Rachel, she thought he was Bill Cosby this entire time.

Bored @ the strip club. Should I start asking trivia questions

Does anybody know where I can buy a cream cheese scented candle

Someone called my job to cancel someone else’s reservation for absolutely no reason LOOOL having haters is not fun

My table today asked me if we sell chicken wings. I work at hooters.

Facebook just reminded me that 9 years ago, my husband only rated me an 8 out of 10.

Would you rather have your son?

IF YOURE GONNNA BE ANYTHING IN LIFE BE FUCKING FR

Bro how could Helen Keller write 22 books when she was hiding in an attic from the nazis 🤯

My favorite thing to do is comment controversial things on peoples TikTok’s to start a fight because I really have nothing else going on in my life

A man would eat this and go out and literally cheat the same night. Men cheat because they want to. Don’t matter what you do. Next case.