Carla Maria

My motto

Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Work. Work. Work. Change your oil. CARD DECLINED! CARD IS LOCKED! Change your password. 2 step verification. PERIOD! Unload the dishwasher. Change tire. 4 TIRES! WAKE UP! Work. Work. Work. Food is bad. Apple $9.99. Skincare. Sunscreen. Protein. Protein. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Always somebody’s birthday. “Are you coming?” RENT IS DUE! I’m so EXHAUSTERWELMULATED with life right now! 😩😭

the fact that we witnessed this in real time and yet the world is still so silent is absolutely enraging

"not all men!" but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted with the same brush but don't you dare generalise men that's unfair!!!!!!!!

“no se porque me duele tanto la espalda" mi postura todo el día:

Rich people don't die if you tax them more, but vulnerable people do die if you cut their welfare.

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT BE DISTRACTED.

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

my brain feels like this

Un momento Y LOS PAPELES DE EPSTEIN?

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

Hay más podcast en este país que árboles en gye y hay más árboles en gye que citas en el IESS

What do you want for your birthday? Me:

Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein.

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

cuando ya calculaste cuántas horas vas a dormir, pero no te puedes dormir y el número va bajando

"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....

El fin de semana debería tener 3 días. Uno para limpiar e ir al super, otro para socializar y un tercero para descansar.

- SEUR: “Hemos intentado entregar el paquete a las 14.00h pero no había nadie en casa” - Mi casa a las 14.00h:

i can smell fragile masculinity from a mile away