Once I take this prescription gut cleansing steroid 3 times a day for 30 days and then 2 times a day for 14 days and then once a day for another 14 days, we are sooooo back!
People asking what it was like going to such a small high school and me trying to explain that we had a talent show where a group of siblings recited the Declaration of Independence from memory while their dad played the acoustic guitar to it
Living in the city is exactly the same as living in the middle of a small town in the sense that it is going to take me 5 hours to return a coat from Old Navy
Vet had the audacity to tell me my cat could lose weight when she’s clearly the smallest cat in the entire world? She’s the smallest cat I’ve ever seen? ??
My bf said he would bring me “a treat” if I woke up early with him to go downtown and he just handed me a Trader Joe’s hold the cone in a plastic bag at 9:30 AM on the bus 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
