KamalasToez

@povertydcfan We’ll get a business trip on the calendar shortly

@cameltoeharris2 When u making it back here

Don’t let Monday ruin your Sunday

Scrollmaxxing by the pool on a fine Sunday afternoon

big cat

@johnnymiller59 @tomandmartys Still waiting for the review

Trying Wendy’s chili for the first time in honor of my guy @tomandmartys praying for you today

Would pay this muscle mommy to turn around and beat my ass just to feel something

@br_betting @FDSportsbook All in on buzz city

Your friend hands you $100 and says find me this year's Pacers... Who you taking?

therapist told me it'd be easier if i just blew my shit smoove off

@LASHYBILLS Didn’t know they took klarna for helicopters

Florida high school students spent $3,000 on a helicopter to fly them to their prom.

Can’t believe my girlfriends phone has been dead for 24 hrs #frustrating

Oh im getting a call. DECLINED! jackin off!!!

@FastbreakHoops5 Live look in @MrPie8008 after his last performance review

gotta protect this man at all costs 🔥

Attempting back to back days with $0 spent. Povertymaxxing

Sc WBB losing 6 mil a year to get blown out in the natty

@iam_johnw Nothing says 400 credit score like a balenciaga hoodie

dawn staley wearing no South Carolina clothing and wearing balenciaga while getting blown out is diabolical lmao

@iam_johnw Deport her to the Middle East. Effective immediately. Her salary can pay an entire offensive line

He is risen

Imagine doing molly in Lucas oil watching the chainsmokers and all of a sudden a basketball game comes on

Almost started stuttering ordering my pub sub. Girl behind me in line was so hot

Give me your guidance Mr Chang