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Saw some drones going over my house tonight. It’s has begun. It was nice knowing y’all.

Only scoring 2 points in front Beyoncé is crazy

Can you drive from Albuquerque to Santa Fe in the winter??

One of my favorite Christmas tails.

Forgot the uniform of Fort Worth white women is “expensive athleisure” lulu leggings, LV tote and a puffer vest.

@Placeslost Naw bc nowhere in history has there EVER been a problem with sus clouds and semi mysterious weather change

@cameracait That's ALSO a problem, fyi.

Oh here comes the weather change 😒😞

@Placeslost No it’s The Mist

@cameracait Is that the Nothing?

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Alsssso lol @ every Christmas card addressed with my husband’s last name added to mine. This girl ain’t changing nothing. 💁‍♀️

Why is national lampoon a Christmas movie?!?! Shit is funny but sad.

@justinntxs Slay

2020 2024

@justinntxs Preach

You’re scared to send them to school (where education is already a mess.) Worried about what their future will even look like. Most importantly, hardly anyone can afford them. Hope this helps.

Forgot to get gas today and sitting in downtown holiday traffic on E 😬😬

@emilyporterwv Good luck. I tried telling someone to get a prime lens and basic camera for their kid and they still went with the shitty $400 Best Buy deal

Just two more days of this. Swampy, drizzly, and near 70° this morning. Swampy, mostly cloudy, near 80° this afternoon. A cold front arriving Wednesday will finally bring us back to December reality #atxwx #txwx

Less than a month after our wedding and my husband accidentally garbage disposal ground up the handle of one of our brand new @AllClad measuring cups. I’m upset bc it’s baking season and now we need a new one. Why aren’t cups sold in replacement singles???

@emilyporterwv Tell them to get a Leica m6 and just shrug lol