Talion 𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐝𝐞

gm,gc, gg! I'm not saying following me will get you to Oz as well as following the yellow brick road, but I guarantee there's 67% less chance of being attacked by flying monkeys, so there's that.☕️☕️😎

@0x45o Is there life outside the slimy bathtub? I would like to know if the climb out is worth the effort.

hi, I am the host of your simulation, ask me anything

At this point, even Elon is tacitly acknowledging that a post on 𝕏 will *always* be called a tweet. ...and that's okay. Let's stop struggling.

@AdrianDittmann At this point, even Elon is tacitly acknowledging that a post on 𝕏 will *always* be called a tweet. ...and that's okay. Let's stop struggling.

Banger status update ngl

@DeptofWar As a "hook," this headline reads like it was crafted by committee, @DeptofWar.👽😅

As a "hook," this headline reads like it was crafted by committee, @DeptofWar.👽😅

If you don't think I'm funny here, wait until you see how badly I do as a guest on a podcast...

@KatieMiller They secretly long for the feeling of being in jail, but also want a chance of drowning.

Why do people go on cruises?

Not all readers are adversaries--only those whom you've not yet brought into the fold. And the haters.😅

@KLHigginsSr Not all readers are adversaries--only those whom you've not yet brought into the fold. And the haters.😅

Stonewall Jackson speaking from beyond the grave, telling me that the tactics one uses to wage war are the same as those to write a better book ... if one views the reader as an adversary. Interesting.😅

gm to everyone who finds inspirational advice or wisdom in their morning coffee.☕☕😎

You know, you see some kinks and you're like, "Nope!" And then you see someone with a rubber chicken whip and you think, "Well, hello there!"🤣

I used to say this when running cars at the track, even through the spins into the grass when I ran out of talent before I ran out of turn.😂

@topkekius I used to say that running cars at the track, even through the spin into the grass when I ran out of talent before I ran out of turn.😂

you don’t face your fears you ride them

You just paid $200 to see them in a sold-out concert. What song are they opening with?

Appreciate y'all.🍻

gm to everyone who knows the key to really living is becoming a smidge more feral.☕☕😎

@BoredElonMusk @TrungTPhan Can you really call it a "scoop" if the ice cream machine doesn't work?

@TrungTPhan "I really love the texture of this computation. Excellent thought product."

SCOOP: McDonald’s CEO will resign from the chain to join Anthropic. “I treasure my decades in the food industry,” he said in a statement. “But AI is moving so fast, I want to explore more creative work as an individual contributor.” He joins as member of the kitchen staff.

gm to everyone who appreciates long sight lines between you and your horizons.☕️☕️😎

@streiterx @topkekius I wrote an epic fantasy, started in '86, finished in '93. It has 500 instances of em dashes. I tell you this so you know I'm a billionaire, because how could you not be if you had a working AI back in the 80s or early 90s?

@topkekius I use dashes. Damn, I might be the singularity. ;)

em dashes mean artificial intelligence wrote it

@topkekius Every. Single. Elon. Bot. Is. A. Legit. Alt. Account.

do you think elon musk has alternate accounts