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@campyWHY

I am the very model of a pseudointellectual🧐 I've tweeted cat pics, sci fi😼🚀 & my avatar is skeletal💀 Pan🏳️‍🌈she, they; new radicalized Swiftie

Stargate Command, Peanutsac AL Katılım Kasım 2010
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campylobacter💀@campyWHY·
@pirateherojones when you're outnumbered by agents of chaos, the best modus operandi is making sure dinner is on time 😹😸🙀🐶
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Pip 🏴‍☠️ 🐈‍⬛@pirateherojones·
Coal and Lady were playing on my mom’s bed. Coal and Lady are sisters. Littermate sisters. This is normal for them. Luna didn’t like them playing on “her” bed and charged at them. Buddy always tries to stop them fighting, and we have encouraged him to do so in the past. Except he thought it was LADY who was the problem and he proceeded to intimidate her for ten minutes after Luna went off. Chaos. Always chaos.
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Pip 🏴‍☠️ 🐈‍⬛@pirateherojones·
Made it all the way to where we were going (in Lafayette) and he realized he forgot his teeth. So now we’re going all the way back home for his teeth. 🙄
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campylobacter💀@campyWHY·
YES GET HIM TISH if a US citizen's name is omitted from this master "list" is there any legal process at all to correct the omission? they can "inadvertently" omit the names of registered Dems or citizens with "foreign sounding" or "ethnic" names & there's no way to rectify it
NY AG James@NewYorkStateAG

I'm suing to block the Trump administration's illegal executive order that attacks mail-in voting, threatens to upend our elections, and sows distrust in our electoral system.   Free and fair elections are the cornerstone of our democracy.   I'll always fight to protect them.

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campylobacter💀@campyWHY·
@aprilqueen84 he's removed anyone with the authority to arrest him & surrounded himself with toadies who'd never use the 25th Amendment to remove him
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campylobacter💀@campyWHY·
@Oglaf I'm definitely getting my face eaten after opening the one with the CATS dust jacket
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I've had cats who were so lazy & entitled that they definitely would let me do their crying for them😸😼 but srsly yeah there are 4 cats whose deaths have forever scarred my soul with rivers of tears😿😿😿😿
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Glenn Henry@61dartman·
@Lillybelli This very silly boy. I only had him for 7 months. He was supposed to be my grow old buddy. Ran full speed into the bathtub wall and broke his neck. I heard his moan when he died. I’ll never get over him. Tears right now.
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NყƙƚυɾɳαƖ@nykturna1·
Everything about him down to his freakin name is manufactured bullshit. he is not Appalachian, wouldn't know poverty if it ate its way out of his chest, and is fully funded by an ai billionaire who just happens to be obsessed with the antichrist. of course he doesn't know a Methodist church when he sees it, or any others for that matter. but yeah... let's vote for him and Erika kirk of all people loll
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campylobacter💀@campyWHY·
@pirateherojones I mean, they need to try putting "watched 300 hours of relevant YouTube videos" on their resume instead of "graduated Cum Laude from State University"
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Pip 🏴‍☠️ 🐈‍⬛@pirateherojones·
The fact you think YouTube is comparable to LEARNING FROM ACTUAL PROFESSORS is what is so fucking wrong with so many of y’all.
Hrutik Kumthekar@bushido_hk

@DopeLikeLia The monthly reminder that you're paying a mortgage on knowledge you could've gotten from YouTube hits different

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campylobacter💀@campyWHY·
@SymoneDSanders interesting that JD Vance is tying this to cemetery records because there are folks here whose ancestors were buried in unmarked graves that go back CENTURIES--not to mention millennia of Native Americans in burial mounds
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Pip 🏴‍☠️ 🐈‍⬛@pirateherojones·
My mom said she was coming back to say goodnight. That was like 47 years ago. My phone battery is dying and I wanna watch more Monarch………..
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Symone D. Sanders Townsend@SymoneDSanders·
The Supreme Court case on birthright citizenship + Project 2025 + J.D. Vance’s “cemetery test” + the Great Replacement Theory. Connect the dots folks!
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