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Vinay
@camvinay
An avid biker & runner! Philadelphia Eagles fan! & a great dad-jokes teller 😁
Pennsylvania, USA Katılım Mart 2009
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@narendramodi
Shame on you for not retaliating against that terrorist state Pakistan for the pehalgam murders. All you do is lip service but nothing else. Shame on you.
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My boss just sent me a Slack message that says "hey do you have a sec?"
No context.
Just the digital equivalent of a tap on the shoulder before an execution.
I replied "sure, what's up?" two minutes ago.
The little indicator says he's typing.
He's been typing for three solid minutes.
What could possibly take three minutes to type?
Are we restructuring the entire org chart?
Am I being fired via a multi-paragraph manifesto?
I checked his calendar and he has a meeting with HR at noon.
My heart rate is currently higher than it was during my last stress test.
He finally hit send.
"Do you know how to convert a PDF to a Word doc?"
I'm going to bill the company for my future cardiology appointments.
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🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump is expected to finalize a deal with Iran by Sunday
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