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@byrian_kerandi @AlionyaRoseline 😂😂😂

@AlionyaRoseline Madam C.R.E who gave you the right to speak on our behalf?

Who is that lying to HE Uhuru Kenyatta that in 2027 we will go into chaos like 2007 just because he was reminded of land grabbing 😂😂😂😂. Politicians need to know that the citizenry of today won't go to the streets and be into wars that are benefiting the political class.

Hii ukiwa nayo ulikuwa unakufiwa adi na madem wa class 8

Protect your money. People are not fair to former rich people.

Apologies za takataka. NOT ACCEPTED!

Siri ni organic followers mamae, kama umeamka salama leta handle tukufollow

@renamitchy @canabeees

@AokoOtieno_ Let youths hustle, my REP

This is too much! +254143061540, hadi wame eka line in my name Overboard. Let me now activate those government contacts gathering dust in my cabinet This must stop

@jimNjue_ Gachagua MUST be president.

If Gachagua is declared the Opposition’s Flag bearer, voter turnout in Mt Kenya will be 99.99% If Sifuna is declared the Gachagua’s running mate, voter turnout in Western will be 90%. If Riggy G - Sifuna ticket is popularized early, voter turnout among Gen Z will be 95%. If Kalonzo agrees to back our ticket as a Powerful Prime Minister, voter turnout in Ukambani will be over 80% If Matiang’i agrees to back our ticket and take both Houses of Parliament, Kisiis will come out like Thuraku Thuraku. If Babu Owino agrees to take Nairobi on a DCP ticket, we might get 30-50% of the Luo vote, which is more than enough. If we sign Alfred Keter and Gideon Moi in DCP, we will get over 40% in Rift Valley. If Mohamed Ali goes for Mombasa Governor under a Wiper ticket, we will liberate Our Coast from the oppressive Arab Tyrants and degenerates who rule our people down there. I’ll admit, I’m not sure how we will get North Eastern. But If The Opposition sticks together until the day of voting, Ruto will go to Sugoi by 9 Am. If you Agree with me, repost this tweet we reach and recruit more people. If you don’t agree, tell us why in the comments. (Insults are allowed)

@jimNjue_ President Rigathi Gachagua. Be used to it. Votes counted Will place him in the highest office💪

@jimNjue_ You are a very wise man. And in reality do you know this will happen?🙏

Sifuna cannot become President in 2027. But he serves as Riggy G’s Deputy for 10 years, he can maneuver his way to The Presidency in 2037.

@AlionyaRoseline Kuna mtu anakula hii primate🫢

First Class Trans Gender wishes you all a beautiful night.

@AokoOtieno_ Heavy on rumors, light on facts. Let's elevate the conversation and verify information before spreading it.

No one gets raped in the rectum by men with dicks and titties (transgenders) And remains mentally sane! Add syphilis, recipe for Mathare If Britain did not want Gachagua there, he would not have ENTERED Let alone get expelled Even Castro went to US Propaganda needs tact

@Belive_Kinuthia Affordable slums

Kisumu Affordable Housing Units looks so beautiful.

@Broadbasedgal Aletee wajaluo dawa ya ukimwi kwanza🤔

Na Wakikuyu mkae mkijua Ruto akirudi second term without your votes, msahau developments. Ata nyinyi mtafeel what the people of Western Region have been feeling since independence

@makaumutua Being a professor is just an academic theory, doesn't imply real world insight. Overgrown fool😏

Gachagua cannot believe that the Parliament sacked him as President Ruto’s numero dos. He’s refused to move on. Someone please teach him the FIVE stages of grief — Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance. He’s still at the DENIAL stage!

@Broadbasedgal With Ruto, wajaluo are not paying for anything, they get it free.🫢

Hapa sisemi kitu kwa sababu hii nayo haina comeback 😂😂😂

@BernardKavuli Shinda zako will eventually make you wake up early

What’s something your parents used to say that only makes sense to you now?

@itsdante_nrg Join a street family 😏

With a salary of 9k per month, where can you stay in Nairobi🤔

@AlionyaRoseline Four years for a Degree in CRE😠

Transgender is the latest entourage. Iphone ikiingia it will be over for you.

@kibeandy Listen to yourself first 😞

We come through the vagina not from the vagina. The woman is just but a vessel to carry the Man’s seed. So it’s Seed Carrier, vessel then children in that order.