Lyn

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.) John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

That says it all…..

You voted for it. Enjoy. We tried to warn you.

We plan on joining some of the biggest accounts in the world to monitor the Trump Administration’s actions every step of the way. We’ll file lawsuits. We’ll organize. Are you in?

Well, a full year of Donald Trump might be exactly what Canada needs to open their eyes to fascism before our election. He’s a fukking nut and he won’t disappoint us. I’m sure most of Canada is shaking their fukking heads at the results this morning. It could work in our favour.

Madame Vice President you ran a great campaign. In 107 days you introduced yourself to the American people and defined what disqualified your opponent. You raised a billion dollars within a matter of days and put together a coalition of the most diverse group of American citizenry. You presented a measure of hope and optimism while displaying intelligence and discipline. You were pragmatic, deliberate, insightful, inspiring, and positive. You were the epitome of a political scientist and your campaign left everything on the field. You were our last best hope for an American aesthetic that millions of us are in pursuit of. I am honored to have been a part of this campaign and I look forward to working with you further to protect our democracy and form a more perfect union. May the ancestors give you enlightenment. May God continue to bless you all the days of your life. Thank you for your service.

PEOPLE!!! 20 million missing votes is a systemic thing. Like a software glitch that is not adding in vote by mail. It’s on that scale of things

Everybody keep your heads up. This isn’t forever, and after America gets a taste of what it voted for, there will likely be a massive backlash. There will be lots of time to come, and I’m still in the trenches with you. Just going to take a bit longer.

I'm so disappointed in America right now.

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people. He was the worst POTUS in history. Impeached twice. Convicted felon. Tried to stage a coup. Sold state secrets. But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.

America…it’s like watching the Fall of Rome. There is no other democracy, from Norway to New Zealand, which would elect as its leader a rapist, felon, liar, ignoramus, misogynist, vindictive bully and charlatan.

As long as I live, I will never understand why America would rather elect a singularly worthless white rapist as president than an exceptionally impressive black woman.

A convicted felon who was held liable for sexual assault & found guilty of business fraud, who tried to overturn an election (inciting violence) & who mismanaged a pandemic so 10Ks suffered avoidable deaths is in a position to regain the White House. America is broken.

Tonight is a dark moment in American history. I am scared for our nation's future.

Tonight I learned something I’ve always suspected. Most people will support a rapist over a woman.

this is what yall voted for btw

I am so deeply sorry. I thought better of us.

When we vote, we win. Are you ready to make your voices heard?