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⚠️ SCAMMER ALERT – Do NOT engage Account: @Dianacrypto_zy / @Cryptodiane01 Telegram: dianesolana1000X (Diana crypto 1000x) This person is running a classic rug pull operation. He targets new and inexperienced traders on X, promises 100-1000x on “upcoming meme launches”, gets people to buy, then rugs his own community. His account is registered in Africa. Multiple victims have already reported him for rugging. Do not join his groups. Do not buy anything he promotes. Spread this. Protect others. #ScamAlert #RugPull

solana:8Bdum5DBYXqqi5BeGej45vKVifELQM7pASUfysLTpump 🐶is only 15 days old and already showing signs of life. Web version of the game is coming soon + mobile versions are planned. With strong community push and proper execution, we have a realistic shot at $600K – $1M in the next 4–8 weeks. This is still very early. The real work starts now. Who’s ready to build? solana:8Bdum5DBYXqqi5BeGej45vKVifELQM7pASUfysLTpump 🐶

solana:8Bdum5DBYXqqi5BeGej45vKVifELQM7pASUfysLTpump 🐶is only 15 days old and already showing signs of life. Web version of the game is coming soon + mobile versions are planned. With strong community push and proper execution, we have a realistic shot at $600K – $1M in the next 4–8 weeks. This is still very early. The real work starts now. Who’s ready to build? solana:8Bdum5DBYXqqi5BeGej45vKVifELQM7pASUfysLTpump 🐶

@scottmc51550183 @anndylian @SolanaFloor @zachxbt @lolonsollol @lolonsollol 😂

@anndylian @SolanaFloor @zachxbt LOL 😂 @lolonsollol

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@elonmusk Lefty, libtard, socialist logic... Suicidal empathy. Lol

@SteveEthWhale @fexir1 @lolonsollol

@fexir1 Big week loading for $LOL @lolonsollol 34q2KmCvapecJgR6ZrtbCTrzZVtkt3a5mHEA3TuEsWYb

Big week.

$LOL is way too quiet for 19.5K holders. The hype from March is gone. Volume is low. The timeline is almost silent. This is not normal. Active communities make noise — passive ones get left behind. Time to wake up, $LOL army. $LOL Strategic Plan for $LOL – Building Sustainable Momentum The current volume is too low relative to our 19.5K holders and $1.87M market cap. We are in a healthy consolidation phase, but we need structured action to break out. Here’s what we can all do together: 1. Daily Community Activation • Every holder commits to posting at least 1–2 quality posts or memes daily • Coordinated raids and consistent tagging of key accounts (@lolonsollol and others) • Strong, unified messaging around our core narrative: “The strongest meme that survived the crash” 2. Giveaways & Community Contests • Launching 2–3 targeted giveaways this week (0.1 – 0.5 SOL in tokens) • “LOL Army Challenge” – rewarding the most active and creative members • Focused on increasing visibility and engagement 3. Strategic KOL Partnerships • Reaching out to 8–12 mid-tier KOLs (10k–50k followers) over the next 5–7 days • Targeting a minimum of 3–5 quality collaborations this week • Focus on long-term alignment rather than one-off posts 4. Cross-Promotion Network • Building relationships with other serious projects at a similar stage • Mutual support through raids and content sharing • Creating a growing ecosystem that benefits all participants 5. Long-Term Foundation • Fully activating our 19.5K holder base — our greatest asset • Maintaining a consistent and powerful narrative • Exploring regular buybacks and burns (subject to team budget) Summary: This is a deliberate, long-term strategy. Passive holding alone will not move the needle. Active participation from the entire community is required.

@WhaleInsider $LOL 😂

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@carlyannn @lolonsollol $LOL 😂 sounds fair enough lol 😂

Government hit my $LOL bags with a 47% tax to fix the economy 😂 housing cooked cost of living cooked but thank god they cracked down on internet coins before someone escaped the 9 to5

@fatihcrypto1 1h milioner dreamers lol 😂 Weak hands 🤷‍♂️

Mf s out. Believers in holders ATH 503 holders. $JETDOG will be in the history books of memecoins.

$JETDOG is forming a clean symmetric/descending triangle on the daily chart. Started from ATH ($0.000212) → now consolidating with lower highs. Key support (bottom of the triangle): $0.00010 – $0.00011 If we hold this level, we have a good chance for a breakout upwards. Breaking below $0.00010 would be dangerous and could send us toward $0.00006–$0.00008. Healthy consolidation or trap? We’ll find out soon. $JETDOG To answer the question: Does this triangle even matter on a 14-day old meme? Honestly? Limited significance. Why? • Technical patterns (triangles, flags, etc.) are not very reliable on tokens younger than 20–30 days • Reasons: very low liquidity, high volatility, easy price manipulation, unstable volume • Most young memes don’t “respect” technical levels like bigger, older tokens do However — in this case the triangle is not completely useless, because it shows that: • Price is no longer crashing in panic (like right after ATH) • We’re seeing consolidation instead of another crash • It gives us a structural reference point ($0.00010–$0.00011) Bottom line: The triangle is useful as a general picture of consolidation, but don’t treat it as gospel. On such a young token, what matters much more is: • Holder growth • Volume • Narrative • Whether bigger wallets are accumulating $JETDOG

$JETDOG is forming a clean symmetric/descending triangle on the daily chart. Started from ATH ($0.000212) → now consolidating with lower highs. Key support (bottom of the triangle): $0.00010 – $0.00011 If we hold this level, we have a good chance for a breakout upwards. Breaking below $0.00010 would be dangerous and could send us toward $0.00006–$0.00008. Healthy consolidation or trap? We’ll find out soon. $JETDOG To answer the question: Does this triangle even matter on a 14-day old meme? Honestly? Limited significance. Why? • Technical patterns (triangles, flags, etc.) are not very reliable on tokens younger than 20–30 days • Reasons: very low liquidity, high volatility, easy price manipulation, unstable volume • Most young memes don’t “respect” technical levels like bigger, older tokens do However — in this case the triangle is not completely useless, because it shows that: • Price is no longer crashing in panic (like right after ATH) • We’re seeing consolidation instead of another crash • It gives us a structural reference point ($0.00010–$0.00011) Bottom line: The triangle is useful as a general picture of consolidation, but don’t treat it as gospel. On such a young token, what matters much more is: • Holder growth • Volume • Narrative • Whether bigger wallets are accumulating $JETDOG

Quick money flippers came in hard the last 8 hours — about 70 of them bought around $160K MC and now dumping at ~$120K 😂 I love these idiots. $JETDOG isn’t a 1-day flip. This is slow, organic growth over weeks and months. Bigger wallets are accumulating because they see the healthy chart structure and real building. Diamond hands always win in the end. $JETDOG

Quick money flippers came in hard the last 8 hours — about 70 of them bought around $160K MC and now dumping at ~$120K 😂 I love these idiots. $JETDOG isn’t a 1-day flip. This is slow, organic growth over weeks and months. Bigger wallets are accumulating because they see the healthy chart structure and real building. Diamond hands always win in the end. $JETDOG

Seeing weak hands panic-selling $LOL 😂 Bought Friday at 0.0021 thinking it would do a new ATH over the weekend… now dumping at 0.0018. 🙄🤦‍♂️😂 They’ll be crying everywhere that they lost money on $LOL. Meanwhile, the longer we keep consolidating in this 0.0016–0.0022 range, the stronger the base becomes for those who actually hold. Diamond hands always win. $LOL

Seeing weak hands panic-selling $LOL 😂 Bought Friday at 0.0021 thinking it would do a new ATH over the weekend… now dumping at 0.0018. 🙄🤦‍♂️😂 They’ll be crying everywhere that they lost money on $LOL. Meanwhile, the longer we keep consolidating in this 0.0016–0.0022 range, the stronger the base becomes for those who actually hold. Diamond hands always win. $LOL

@TansuYegen Wow 🤩 welcome future!

Dubai’s emergency response looks like the future: a man collapses from a heart attack, paramedics arrive within minutes, strap on the Lucas 3 automatic CPR device, and revive him right there. 🚨