Kathy Adams

I hate attention seeking whores.

Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq

Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame. -Erica Jong

Please continue to chew with your mouth open, I love the sound of food being turned to mush.

Don't let anyone without eyebrows tell you shit about life.

Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Thirstday, Freakday, Sexday and Suckday ;)

Rudyard Kipling~ Every woman knows all about everything.

Ability is what you're capable of doing...

'I have CDO. It's OCD, but in alphabetical order like it should be.'

Today I am thankful for cranberries that can be made into juice and then added to vodka to help me forget I have nothing to be thankful for.

It's kind of crazy how a song can bring up so many emotions just based on the memories you have associated it with.

Dear Ex, I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.

I know dream catchers don't work because I've never seen one in a car worth more than two thousand dollars.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

Just because we don't talk doesn't mean I don't think about you. I'm just trying to distance myself because I know I can't have you.

The end of the world is not making me as a irresistible as I predicted..

Those hugs where you just don't want to let go.

Take a cab? I'm too drunk to steal a taxi. I'll just drive home

Single ? Taken ? Sleeping .

me flirting: if u were a cheeto u'd be a hot cheeto