Brittany The Bath Tub God

Imagine a warm concrete puddle :

Haven’t been back in while! Because I haven’t been anywhere 😂 but now I’m somewhere again. Here is a bath tub I plan on using very soon. I’ll update soonnn

I haven’t updated this account because I haven’t been anywhere (#Covid)!! I’ve been seeing the same ol tub and wondering if I even love bath tubs anymore. Well- I finally went on a birthday trip AND! 0/0 this tub’s drain was broken and didn’t work. 😭😭😭😭😭

Why not stay home and bathe? #COVID19 stay safe ❤️

I know it looks like a sink! But it’s a tub! A 4/5! Drownability 0/5 (it’s a shorty) Loneliness a 0/5 because of all the mirrors I did not feel alone Location 3/5 because I had to stare myself a lot. Cleanliness 3/5 there was some calcium buildup under faucet (I see everything)

New tub review up soon

Just did a @RollingStone interview about this account. I won’t let the success go to my head. I’m staying focused on what got me here in the first place and that is stress. Thank you 🙏🏽

I noticed I have some new followers in the house! 👋🏽 let me rate that tub!

This is a bath tub close to my ❤️. It is my bath tub. It’s not the PERFECT tub. But, it perfects me ☺️ 4/5 Location 0/5 Drownability 0/5 Jets 0/5 (never use the jets,kiddos 😉) Fill time 2/5 Cleanliness 4/5 Its in my house always 5/5

😪 anything but these. 0.

@megmyers This is looking nice! What’s the drownability on this one? 🤔

Sorry I kept you guys waiting! Had to do some things here in 🇬🇧. Insulation 5/5 it holds heat well Drownability 0/5 this tub is shockingly narrow Location 2/5 I’m gonna give it a 2 only because I chose to face away from the toilet Britishness 5/5

Moving to a new room JUST for you guys. I have got to get to an actual bathing tub. Updates soon! 🇬🇧

Everyone who REALLY knows me 👀 knows that the Hotel on Rivington spa tubs are my bath tub standard. It’s so large, sometimes I’m confused if I’m setting up a hot tub for the first time or if I’m just going for a bath! 5/5 drownability is off the charts.

I rate this tub 5/5 Drownability 5/5

SNOOZE. Don’t dress up this shower like it’s a bathtub. This is for bathing children and dogs. I rate this SHOWER a 0/5. Next.

On my way to see a new tub guys! 🤞🏽 update soon! 🇬🇧

I didn’t get in this tub, but it has a certain look about it. I assume this tub to be a 3/5. Based on my height and weight and BMI, I won’t be able to drown in this. But, I’m keen on the environment and amenities left for me.

@jesselafser 😂😂😂🤘🏽

you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a coyote shitting through a pair of binoculars 👀

@jesselafser Cute!

spotted in the wild #tweetsfromthewildfrontier #wildfrontier #finn

@jesselafser 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭