Caitlyn N. Johnson

The lyric "In my trials, Lord walk with me" takes on new meaning when you're a litigation attorney

It was always Scottie Scheffler 🇺🇸

@Amanda_Balionis had so much fun cheering you on from the trees at 14 (and again at 6 as we happened to be on our way out). Thanks for making sure we got our money's worth of golf today!

Maybe it's because I'm a lawyer, but I really think they should allow them to make an opening statement before the jury begins asking questions #Survivor46

For next season, @AbbottElemABC needs to have @NajeeRichardson as a guest star!

@JShamp_724 You are correct about this week but as a dad I bet you will appreciate this gem from last month youtu.be/_yyq5C4Hu8Y?si…

We caught SNL last night randomly and it’s hard to describe how unfunny it was.

4, watching the new Little Mermaid movie: "Santa isn't going to bring Ursula any presents because she is not nice" 😂

4's current favorite movies are Encanto and the Schuyler Sisters & King George scenes from Hamilton, so there is a lot of @Lin_Manuel Miranda going on in our house right now! All we need to do is bring Moana back into the fold and we'd have the trifecta

What would have made that journey puzzle even better would have been making all three lawyers (Katurah, Jake & Julie) do it. Zero chance that any of them solve it

Of course Katurah couldn't solve the journey puzzle. Lawyers are notoriously bad at math! #Survivor45

4, at daycare pickup: "We carved a pumpkin!" Her teacher, forcefully: "To be clear I carved the pumpkin. I did not give your child a knife" Me: "I...did not need that clarification. I never assumed you would have given her the knife"

I hate it. All of it. And everyone. They can all go to hell. 😀 #bb25

We are continuing our celebration of the alums who have participated in our programs and have continued to build on & use what they have learned! Today, we are recognizing #MockTrial alum Caitlyn Nestleroth Johnson! #alumni

“So what’s it like being a lawyer?” I CACKLED #Survivor #Survivor45

@odeh_fadi and @TtheAmazing both liking my tweet may be the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me on Twitter. Good luck on Monday!

Some days it's like I live in an episode of #CrimeSceneKitchen I find a dirty plate with crumbs on it on the kitchen counter, a small baking sheet on top of the stove, and an empty ziplock bag in the garbage. What was baked? My husband warmed up leftover pizza for breakfast

@stephenfishbach I sing "When I'm Gone," the cup song from Pitch Perfect

what is the bedtime song you play your child to help them sleep?

3 just asked unprompted to watch Mahna Mahna and this is definitely a top five parenting moment for me

My toddler needed an emotional-support band aid for the imperceptible scrape on her knee

Does it bother any other lawyers that in the @OfficialBlueyTV episode Family Meeting, Chilli refers to Bluey as "the defendant" when Bandit is the defendant and Bluey is the victim/prosecutor? Or just me?

3: "Do pools get married?" Me: "No" My Husband: "Yes, two big pools get married and then they have a kiddie pool"