starlie 🐾

@KleptoAss boys just dont get complimented as much cuz girls platonically exchange compliments between each other and avoid complimenting guys for fear of them misunderstanding. boys dont compliment each other enough. you just gotta start complimenting bros more until the love spreads

a random girl told my sister she was so pretty and i was so happy for her but also secretly really jealous. i want to give and receive casual compliments 🫩 i buy her all her clothes and inspo all her fits, nobody ever says anything to me 😢 except my mom

@potatismos_15 WELCOME DIVA

@canine_crypt i feel welcome here 😛

‼️ INSANE WOMEN WELCOME ‼️

@KleptoAss bro u gotta get rid of that 😭💔

@canine_crypt me too i only have one thats not (promise ring my ex gave me)

ever since i started wearing rings and bracelets they ALWSYS break or get lost + i keep taking them off every day to move heavy things or rocks and dig holes or clean how tf do you guys cope

SHE DOESNT EVEN KINDA BREAK HIS KNEES IN THE BOOK? THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS KNEES

date idea i bake cupcakes while naked and you **** off to it

@KleptoAss all mine r cheap and turn me green which ig is why its okay if they disappear every once in a while

@canine_crypt it feels like i only own abt 3-5 at a time and then i find moar but maybe its cause i have so many turn your fingers green rings

im at the burger king with my burgerrrr

ok google how to make girl friends as real person diy

@KleptoAss @yesilelmadilimi good soup

@yesilelmadilimi @canine_crypt

depressed dracula be like: i vant to kill myself

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

@KleptoAss he almost made onion cry

@canine_crypt NOOOOOOOO

he strikes again...

Girls like Girls was great except that girl was kinda evil

im only happy when i get to spend all my time being in love and making thingys. unfortunately a fucking job doesnt let me do either so im going to disappear

its probably in my best interest to start being meaner to everyone

normalize asking ur wife for permission to jerk off

im insecure in a funny roundabout way where i think im so irresistibly beautiful but then i start to think i must be crazy and the only one who could actually see that and everyone else must think im disgusting