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AWOOOOOOF 🐶🗣️📣😈

If anon was a republican, he'd tell the chicken to defend itself and then blame it on the chickens when a fox takes the eggs he needed.

@blephin_ Imagine if men had to...

If Burger (🍔) sucked at Videogames (🎮🎮): Yo bro they're GRILLING me. I'm in a Pickle... I'm actually Buns... 😭😭👊👊

Be your most authentic you And have some genuine fun in an awesome fandom

The Adults Are Talking #BEASTARS #junobeastars #thestrokes #furry

@Satanicpizza1 What if this happened in real life

i need to eat the barrel of a gun

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings

What if it was called Puppy Planes and she said All i wanna do is- bark bark bark woof and i- grrrrrrrrrrllll take a walk-ayyyy

i will vote for a candidate who credibly promises to execute everyone at palantir

@UnheardYelling @hostagemurderer This is a reddit reply

@hostagemurderer To be fair, Reddit is so far gone it’s become unrecognizable to its former self A lot of its old user base probably abandoned it for other sites

My name is Johnny Plum and im about to fruit

Guy who thinks horses are the scariest animal: during the war, my nickname was sniper horse...

I turned EVIL and MANIPULATED this girl so that she CAN NEVER LEAVE ME by buying her thoughtful gifts and treating her kindly and letting her grow as a person to recognize her own value and beauty

@bestbuddy1998 So it sounds like ants know what you're supposed to be eating

I once saw ants feasting on a puddle of piss in a CircleK bathroom