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@FranciscoTNG_ never thought of it like that, but seeing them as violent swearing fraggle muppets really does add a whole extra shade to the satire, bravo David Silverman

Someone already said this but the Simpsons looks best when the characters are drawn like weird, bug-eyed muppet creatures. It's really appealing and adds so much to the jokes.

@rabbitechoes I’m a 26 y/o child and I find this offensive, how am I supposed to learn any important life lessons if they’re not spoon fed to me through therapy speak from the rick sanchez purple dinosaur and the skimpy gooner bait cat girl??

how many shows does there have to be for 26 year old children??

@archaicf0ssil one of my fav trek podcasts dubs her “Cro-Magnon Molly” in this episode lol

Man the O'Brien family can't even go on a nice vacation without the horrors happening

@archaicf0ssil I thought the bit where everyone sings the sluggo cola jingle was funny 🙇🏼‍♀️

Profit and Lace is a deeply offensive DS9 episode but I do like that anyone can just ask Dr. Bashir for a sex change and he'll do it no problem. There's free transgender health care in the federation.

@archaicf0ssil “nah it’s cool let’s just fly these 500 or so families into that random space anomaly, we can just separate the saucer if any weird space shit happens nothing will go wrong trust me bro”

Sometimes you watch Star Trek and you're just like "it's really fucked up that there's kids here why are there kids here"

@TerraFirmaSTL @archaicf0ssil fair enough lol, still I think rumpelstiltskin is more colloquially known, stealing kids is kind of his whole thing

@cantremember554 @archaicf0ssil Leprechauns and other fairies are constantly stealing children in folk tales. You just grew up with disneyfied versions of everything.

Reading about how the Rumpelstiltskin DS9 episode was originally supposed to be about a leprechaun but they changed it to not be offensive to Irish people

@realnotwill @meatyoutof that one didn’t phase me, it’s the one where they introduce that fuckass mr burns character, always scared the shit out of me whenever he was on screen

@meatyoutof everyone: *the tapeworm episode trauma* me: hehe reaper laugh :)

Mr. Meaty in The Art of Puppetry exhibit at the Düsseldorf Theatermuseum on Germany

@CasquetteGirl wait is that Ezrie?? I didn’t know ppl shipped her with Kira😲

shoutout to this artist on IG who perfectly recreated the Betty Marries Veronica cover as Kiradax, they’re my hero

@archaicf0ssil If you read Andrew Robinson’s “A Stitch in Time” it really makes you feel sorry for Garak, but it also makes it clear that he whole heartedly believes in Cardassian supremacy

I don't want to engage too much in DS9 discourse but I think it's deeply unserious to be like "these characters worked for a fascist regime but it's too far to call them fascists" we don't need to be doing fascism semantics over characters complicit in a fascist regime

Crossover is such a wild DS9 episode because Kira is like "oh no the evil version of myself wants to fuck me selfcest style what do I do" and then it cuts to Julian being enslaved in the mines like:

@Eris_the_apple @oreoeocat @madsdanae she is Obscene.

@cantremember554 @oreoeocat @madsdanae Twitter has decided this is adult content, which disappoints me immensely since I want to see the spore creature

notice how there’s no AI slop in the comments. just poorly done photoshop…as god intended

@stretchybingus @oreoeocat @madsdanae even her meows are similar to the little sound effect that plays whenever you add a body part to your spore creature

@cantremember554 @oreoeocat @madsdanae she really is a spore creation

@sspringnotes not to mention dying via falling off a cliff on a metal bridge à la wile e coyote

when someone mentions that James T. Kirk died completely alone after spending nearly 80 years trapped in the Nexus, and that neither his friends nor his family knew he was alive

@archaicf0ssil Someone ought to write a DS9 novel about the entire events of the show from Morn’s perspective- but told from 3rd person omniscient by Quark as the narrator so we still don’t see Morn talk lol

Imagine going to hang out in Quark's gay bar and then all of a sudden the holy prophets come down and start saying a religious prophecy that a battle is going to be fought on the station when all you wanted was a drink

Can't park there, mate.

watching a star trek movie and the enterprise gets destroyed

@ShinKotori kid named phaser aka “punished finger”

Pretty good episode

@gaytricorder I have to believe he did the eyebrow move whilst serving that rizz

kinda reminds me of when leonard nimoy said idgaf if women sexualize spock