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Cao Phong

@caophong

They sometimes call me Bruce Lee. Needless to say, there was only one Asian kid in school, and only now, Twitter makes it newsworthy.

Ho Chi Minh City Katılım Nisan 2012
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99,9% chances that Vietnamese, Chinese and Lunar New Year all start 1st February in 2022, study finds. "Non-conclusive" according to some scientists pointing to 0,1% uncertainty.
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Pre-orders: Possible. Price: undisclosed. Availability: Unknown.
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Textile industry will thrive again in 2022.
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I am not too old for COSMIC AWARDS. My gerontologist can certify. Vote for me.
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I am announcing I am candidate for COSMIC AWARDS 2022. (I should have won in 2021 ! But I did not lose, Ok?)
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COSMIC AWARDS are rigged. Vote for me.
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Facing the Annam Gourmet Lunch Buffet, last December "try to lose 2-3 kg" suddenly sounds absolutely pure vanity.
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Annual Health check @ Vigor Clinic. I worry they found out I drank Champagne and ate too much foie gras on 25th December 1987.
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International flights to Vietnam resume after two years - VnExpress International bit.ly/32J622j
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Take the public bus in Ho Chi Minh City. Done ✔️ after 15 years. Merci Que Lam.
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Quarantine Tip#19 : Choose your room with morning sunlight. They are cooler in afternoon. This shall be my last quarantine tip. My stay in Huflit is ending. Yeh! Thank you all for following/supporting ! (Please, don't tell my wife. She hates surprises.)
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Quarantine Tip#18 : Don't forget the nail clipper. You may bite you nails under stress. I am no doctor, but hygiene of the process seems doubtful. You may prefer cut your nails very short.
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Quarantine Tip#17 (Patrick's): Mask on 24/7. Are toilet paper pads any help ? Yes, but do you prefer hurt your ears or look ridiculous ?
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Quarantine Tip#16 : your embassy counts (on) you ! Call. They have a Hotline. If requested to detail your situation by email, keep it short : Their reply should feel a bit frustrating copy-paste (because it is, let's be realistic). Thank U for contributing to pandemic stats.
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@Namphuo79270112 Come on. Isn't the joke obvious ? "Husband", "wife", "kids" . Ok, I'll try another one...
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@caophong Yeah Offies people confirms that ;)
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Do I need to add "lol" ?
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Quarantine Tip#15 : "Past the mountains the world opens up." Yeah ! You'll finally have time to watch movies on your waiting list. Don't forget the headset, so roommates don't complain. (Thanks Thomas for the copy of this great movie.)
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@quelami2 Huflit est une université. Quelques salles au rez-de-chaussée derrière des bandes de sécurité sont strictement réservées au personnel qui s'occupe de nous. Les salles de classe aux étages servent de dortoirs, et il y a des toilettes à chaque étage.
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Quarantine Tip#13 : Look it on the bright side. Megan: "Being a school, how do they arrange your washrooms? 🙈" Vietnamese ingenuity. Note : I take cold shower/swim in morning. No big deal for me there. You might want to start if you don't. (Sponsored by Dr. Fuji)
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