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PRO TIP(yearly reminder) Use 9mm shot for your first round in your home defense handgun. This gives you the opportunity to pop the intruder with something non lethal to scare em off or stun them. Followed by a carry round of your choice.

I háte tax season 😭 I went to Walmart to buy me a new tv and forgot my card was locked so the transaction declined. I heard the girl behind the register tell the other girl “They back relaxing, it never last long” and start laughing. So I stepped out of line, took the $300 65’ Roku tv back to where I found it, and grabbed me a $1000 Samsung Tv… Went back to the line the girl rung it up and gone say “Now these are a little higher you sure you want this one?” I said yes. I bought the tv and I told the cashier “ if I couldn’t afford it I’d be standing on your side of the register asking people if they want a bag” Grabbed my receipt and left. Btch don’t play with me.

Y’all is this unreal cause what he mean 😳😅

I have a date on Saturday and i jokingly asked him what would happen if I cancelled. He said, “Not a problem, I can easily get other girls.” Date successfully cancelled.

You want to take me out on a date yet you’re telling me to pick the place? You’ll never hear from me again.

About to be a guest on the Marlon Humphrey show. What should I talk about 🤔

Kick streamer Konvy just got SHOT on stream 😳

Girl, the real providers don’t care if you work or not 😭🤭

AKA He’s (smartly) waiting to see if the Eagles, Bills or Packers would fire their coach to hire him if they lose this weekend.

The thing I’ll never understand about these owners firing good NFL coaches….you’re never going to find anyone better than Harbaugh this coaching cycle. So WHY???

Imagine dating someone who has to wait for payday 🤦🏾‍♀️