Cap’n Crank

@gr8fulkimber @Kristin30247520 @LoudOutside U are the cupcake king

@Kristin30247520 @LoudOutside Enabling what? That she’s lost weight? I am 100% down with her weight loss and am in awe of the fact that she’s lost that much. I am also not down with some nosy mean Karen trying to break her mojo because life is hard enough. Call that whatever you want cupcake. Christ is King!

Woman who lost 250 pounds breaks down in tears after a random woman in a store comments on her weight loss and body in a taunting way

@LoudOutside Eat a burger fatty stop bitching and do it

@LoudOutside Why are they showing a chicks nudity on this without marking it?

Woman says she’s fully transformed into a man after years of hard work

@LoudOutside She cute wouldn’t mind her for a while before suffocating

She keeps being rejected by guys even though she panders them, but she cant figure out why

@Tiffany3166 @LoudOutside

@LoudOutside You better tell them black bitches to stop wearing straight hair Foh Vikings had braids I swear those trash cultures just want to be a permanent victim

This girl was told she's not allowed to have this hairstyle because she's white

@tinfoilPsyop @LoudOutside It’s why she sprays so much perfume 🤣🤣

@LoudOutside how do they wipe their ass, to make it clean? i have a strange feeling a hunk of sh1t from 2009 still stuck somewhere in that cavity.

Woman accused of being ‘too fat and overweight’ after revealing her weight on social media

@debatertrader @LoudOutside Sounds like she does, that’s awful to have not being able to breathe that shit gave me panic attacks with a chick like that would sit in another room for 30 minutes straight take a Xanax just for room to breathe until she comes In the room

@LoudOutside She's very nice if she is real. She presents herself as a sweetheart. As long as she doesn't cling too much, she would fine.

@AresClips_ @ARealConrad @AdinUpdate He is prohomo or promosexual

@ARealConrad @AdinUpdate Ohhh I see, you’re triggered bc I called ur man crush gay 😹

Clavicular’s friend, who’s another looksmaxxer, explains he cries all the time because the tears make his hair SOFTER 😭💔 “I take the tears and put it in my hair, it’s like sea salt spray., it makes my hair softer”

@AdinUpdate “Im not gay i just like to put penis in my mouth” “stop laughing it’s not funny”

@nimbytwink @maybejackmaybe @depression2019 What a homo 😂😂

@maybejackmaybe @depression2019 Present tense

Think this is the deepest Scientology raid I’ve seen so far Almost got to Xenu

@MbarkCherguia Sir I’d like to return my crack “this ain’t Walmart nigga no returns” no no look at it it’s all singed around the edges

One year from today — what job do you see this graduate doing? 😏

@GabrielCruzTrue @ClownWorld They don’t usually tape people’s bags shut only for DoorDash orders which you can clearly see it is taped shut, not the sides tho which is where he stuck his gooky dirty fingers probably wiping his feces on the fries before serving them to someone who paid extra for them

@ClownWorld There is another possibility It’s quite possible & most likely that the DoorDash driver was picking up their own food It would be beyond ballsy to open the bag & grab a few customer’s fries Why risk that? Drivers often order pick up for themselves while Dashing Time is money

DoorDash driver caught eating someone's food before delivering it

@Rikki90s @tokes457 @ImMeme0 Trump always pays via check

@tokes457 @ImMeme0 What are you even talking about? Who writes checks these days and why would you use a credit card if you don’t have to?

Woman in Miami rented a Corvette for two days just for her daughter’s prom date. In Miami, a short luxury rental like that runs about $400 to $500 a day. Makes you wonder if that money could’ve been better off invested instead.

@BrianAtlas She goes on many one night stands with guuuuuys

33 year old NYC spinster cope is next level lol

@BrianAtlas “I go to There Uh PEEEEE”

@scollsie @vannomad @Viralvid_89 Umad or naw?

@vannomad @Viralvid_89 You ain’t no cyclist. Using a car to ram a cyclist overlooks what justice is coming.

Annoying MC Cyclist Forgets They're On A Bike..

@IllIlIIIllIllll @Viralvid_89 That’s a dude and fuck em and fuck you go cry about it

@Viralvid_89 How do people not get that a cyclist is another vehicle on the road? Are you really not educated enough to understand neither the law nor difference between a 30 pound bicycle and a 4000 pound vehicle? There were two lanes there, both trucks could’ve easily gone around her. 🤷‍♀️

@Vet_TV Install steam and play cyberpunk, oh wait

I’m a Windows user, just installed Linux for the first time What should I do first? 😋

@RT_com What a fatass pig monkey of course Maryland lemme guess Baltimore?? This lil piggy goes to the market, that lil piggy didn’t come home

Maryland woman SHOOTS gas station clerk POINT-BLANK in attempted robbery & walks away

@WomenBeingAwful Holy shit I didn’t realize she had a shirt over her mosquito bites 🤣🤣🤣 I thought it was talking about her lumpy ass

Calm down, there's nothing even to look at