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Who called it “thrifting” and not “Goodwill hunting.”

Getting a new tire sucks because you paid so much and don't even get to brag about it 😭

rip lewis and clark, you would’ve loved google maps.

her: it reads "abandon all hope, yee who enters here." me: haha wow, interesting reference. most people just have a tattoo that says "slippery when wet" down there.

@tweekbest Idk why but I love reading your seemingly mundane yet somehow exciting life updates

Drinking Pineapple Fanta I like it

Balatro launched one year ago today! It's been a wild, banana-fueled ride and we wouldn't be here today without you, the players. Your enthusiasm for the game has pushed it far beyond what we thought was possible. Thank you for your incredible support!

The existence of Yo-Yo Ma implies the existence of My-My Dad, maybe I’ll even find him one day.

The doctor said the dandruff shampoo would prevent flaking, but I still don't want to follow through with my plans.

I texted my old dealer to pick up today and he pinned an address for a dispensary.

I suffer through so much anxiety, sadness, and depression its unfair of me to put anyone else through it

youtu.be/ZkDPipkr254?si… Remixed a song, lmk what y'all think.

@legitskylar Lmao, you're asking now 😂

what's the earliest y'all moved in with a bf/gf?

@edmundmcmillen If you had time to go back and remaster/perfect any NG game you produced, what would it be and why?

I got 30 mins for an ama! Ask me anything about Mewgenics , Isaac or my other games!

cant let gang know I fw stardew valley

i'd donate to the church, but i've heard it's a non-prophet organization.

@tweekbest This is valid logic

How u gonna bully a cat for thinking cucumbers r snakes when u think your own hair is a spiderweb

Okay guys, we cant ALL be depressed at once. We have to take turns.

me: I really don’t have time to worry about this right now. my anxiety: no, I can clear up some space in the back here.

Just rewatched Flubber. Great movie.