capsulebunny

8 years later, I still haven’t topped this picture from 2012

キモすぎて涙止まらん

This country isn’t real man 😭

Women in this thread: Hmmm not every time but yeah this is happened to me Men in this thread: A woman made me buy her lunch in 1992 and It’s kept me up every night since.

I stopped dating American guys mostly because when the bill comes at the restaurant they don’t say “it’s on me” or “let’s split the bill” they just look at you like this

@CJ_NFA You can’t stop giving them the look 😎

@capsulebutt Exactly the same reason I stopped dating American women. 😆

in 2019 i watched a homeless man lower his pet rat into the mac and cheese at the midtown Whole Foods hot bar and let it eat for a solid 30 seconds before putting it back in his pocket and walking away .

@PrinLTSG Idk he’s probably sick of me lol I’ll do another proper Oshikatsu with it soon :3

@capsulebutt He really needs to see this as well

Winning the Oshikatsu wars because I have an electric pin badge of the exact moment my oshi notices me on his stream ✨

@NymphieJP Pretending he don’t even hear me

@capsulebutt I like how he’s not even looking at you. The disrespect haha

He could have sat anywhere and he decided to sit on my Choux cream the bastard

@ShortSalomon Yep

@capsulebutt Your oshi is Hasan?!

@AliceBreckwith Yummy 😌

@capsulebutt Whenever I read "Oshikatsu" from you, I think of Luigi nicely breaded on rice with some cabbage on the side.

@CAustera4979 That’s not at all what this tweet said + you can’t read + go touch grass

@capsulebutt Saying you're owed stuff isn't normal, bimbo.

@CAustera4979 Bros having a normal one

@capsulebutt You think you deserve free food? Why? You're not that special, get back down to earth. Who dafuq wants to pay shit for you Women anymore? All you do is bitching, abort, being pseudo-lesbians with each other, act like truck drivers. Who cares about you? Calm down you are not owed.

@bigbruvisover Unfortunately I have broke ass jester autism instead of crypto autism

@capsulebutt everyone should just give you money for being as funny as you are

@j_rem85 That’s because she’s a broke college student lmao if you date people your age you’re probably fine

@capsulebutt I had a friend in college who would date guys just for a free dinner at a nice restaurant. After learning that, I’ve always picked the restaurants with set menus for dates

@OkAllnamestaken Quite a lot I think!

@capsulebutt are there that many american guys in japan that this is a common occurence or what

@wastedsight Hummm I don’t want to generalize but I have a lot of female Chinese friends and I think all of them expect the guy to pay the whole bill hahaha Yeah I think it’s good to talk about it beforehand :)

@capsulebutt one time I went on a date with a chinese girl in nyc & we stopped at this place she chose, I wasn’t really felling the menu so I just got a little appetizer and she got this expensive ass meal, I tried to ask politely if we could get seperate checks but she struggled with english

@Chiara_kirakira Omg I’ve heard German guys are like that Hahahha

@capsulebutt this happened to me too but with American and German guys 💀

@SWCFiction Don’t need em

@capsulebutt Pay for them, and then buy them ice cream for dessert and tell them they belong to you now.

@mikethereal When men try testing me I’m usually out hahahah I’ve played these games before

@capsulebutt To see how she’ll react really. Most girls that I’ve dated are fine with me paying for the majority of things, and I’m ok with them paying for things as well.