Captain Arlo

My favorite episode - and Dad's too...😊

One more day as someone who’s not acting their age, despite my near-white hair clearly getting April Fooled into thinking it. But I’m still not buying it.⏳🤣🎂

If you can’t take it with you, then don’t go.

Anyone want some snow? I just got a new shipment in. 🌨️

Last month’s foot of snow finally melted… so naturally, winter’s sending another foot this weekend to celebrate. ❄️ #WinterHasAFootFetish #SnowSequel

@rainbowlollies My grandmother was a voracious mystery reader. Her friend ran the local library and slipped her new books before they were even cataloged. Grandma returned them days later—every one finished. Even Evelyn Wood would’ve wished she could read that fast. 😁

I’m on physical book 12 and audio book 18

Cupid walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Shot?” Cupid says, “Already did.” #ValentinesDay #LoveOnTap

Friday the 13th walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Mirror behind the bar cracks up.

@RetroMoviesDB Make breakfast.

What do you do?

Wow, 34°F (1°C)! Almost warm enough to complain about.

@CharlieK_news Term limits are already in place. You vote them out.

🚨BREAKING: Trump unveils a bold TERM LIMITS plan — 6 years for House, 12 for Senate — wiping out up to 73% of career politicians and “draining the swamp.” 318 reps. 46 senators. Gone. Do you support this? A. YES 🇺🇸 B. NO

@MbarkCherguia With the rarest exception, any comedian who vanishes once you remove extreme crude subjects, ideology, comedic vanity, and weak timing, delivery, or creativity is not funny.

I’ll go first… Seth Rogan

I remember winters when, after a long cold snap, the town pond would be packed with skaters. This winter? Not one person in sight. ☹️

The man was a NJ icon. 😞 abc7ny.com/post/beloved-n…

@rainbowlollies Glad to hear 2025 was a such a good year for you. Happy New Year and hoping 2026 ranks as good or even better!

With the exception of February, that has to be up there with one of the best years I’ve had so far

Wishing all my friends in the UK and Canada a very Happy Boxing Day!

@rainbowlollies Nollaig Shona duit!

Nollaig Shona 🎄

Over Christmas, I’ll watch my favorite specials. Just realized my top 3—Scrooge (Alistair Sim), Blackadder’s Christmas Carol, and A Christmas Carol Goes Wrong—are all based on the same story. It only took a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Specials to reveal it to me. 👻

There’s nothing like wriggling on your back under a pre-lit Christmas tree with a voltage tester, hunting for that one bulb nestled deep within the branches that the cat managed to loosen.

This is the closest I’ve ever gotten to this stage - complete with complimentary tinnitus. 🫨🎶

@rainbowlollies Glad to hear they still work! 😊

@captain_arlo A few… Amazingly these ones still work. The older ones were very much not waterproof

That is the sound of another yet pair of AirPods in my washing machine 🤦🏻‍♀️