captainfaq • back on twt era

Thread of nonsense Twitter gay tweets in my favourites

@may_flowerpot @craigkellyAFEE @Ausbobsmit Listening to Gina

@craigkellyAFEE @Ausbobsmit I’ve voting One Nation. They are the only party that is listening.

It’s easy to see why the left are in panic mode, desperately trying to deny and downplay One Nation’s stunning success in South Australia. The SA state polling from DemosAU proved highly accurate. Therefore take a look at DemosAu’s latest Federal polling. That polling has One Nation just 2% behind Labor, and winning 46-55 seats. With this polling expecting the Liberals to retain 9-17 seats, that has One Nation just 4 seats short of being able to kick out the Albanese regime and governing with the Liberals. The

@GVMERGG It’s fun

@twoatomic Exactly like HOW TF are these people playing the same shit AGAIN. Absolutely braindead.

classic players when you wanna play the new expansion and not the third release of tbc

@DamnitDeeTee @NYC_DOT Says the Netanyahu supporter 😭😭😭😭😭

@NYC_DOT Thanks, Guys. Even if this blitz is to distract from the head honcho’s wife being a maniacal terrorist, racist, and bigot, we appreciate your hard work nonetheless.

“fix this pothole” say less. 8,000 filled. on saturday alone.

@Qwik @CrimsonDesert_ Shut up dickhead, we don’t want it

@CrimsonDesert_ Why apologize? AI, in one form or another, will be in every single video game. I don't get why devs feel the need to bend over for the few folks who can't accept the reality that AI will be in every single thing - from video games to your fridge (it already is). Man up.

We would like to address questions regarding the use of AI in Crimson Desert. During development, some 2D visual props were created as part of early-stage iteration using experimental AI generative tools. These assets helped us rapidly explore tone and atmosphere in the earlier phases of production. However, our intention has always been for any such assets to be replaced, following final work and review by our art and development teams, with work that aligned with our quality standards and creative direction. Following reports from our community, we have identified that some of these assets were unintentionally included in the final release. This is not in line with our internal standards, and we take full responsibility for it. We also acknowledge that we should have clearly disclosed our use of AI. While these tools were primarily used during early production, with the expectation that these assets would be replaced prior to release, we recognize that this does not excuse the lack of transparency. We sincerely apologize for these oversights. We are currently conducting a comprehensive audit of all in-game assets and are taking steps to replace any affected content. Updated assets will be rolled out in upcoming patches. In parallel, we are reviewing and strengthening our internal processes to ensure greater transparency and consistency in how we communicate with players moving forward.

@melkezedech @PaulineHansonOz @penepies Be gone Zionist dog

@PaulineHansonOz @penepies 🧡🧡🧡 Well done One Nation! Let’s make it happen too in Victoria. The only party that truly represents Australia and upholds its foundational Judeo-Christian values.

Tonight the South Australian people have made their voice heard across the country. Thank you to all of our candidates, our volunteers and branches who have worked endlessly to achieve a historic result for One Nation. Your effort has been worth it. South Australia, your votes have been worth it. One Nation has a voice, and the uni-party of red and blue will be held to account for the first time. Cory Bernardi, Carlos Quaremba and our other new members of parliament will do a fantastic job.

@Auspride35 @apparentlyopin1 Or you guys just think it’s more popular than it is cause the Murdoch rags are working overtime to make people think it is. Stew on that mr free thinker

@apparentlyopin1 It's all rigged my friend.

What a retarded country we live in where labour wins in south Australia, you fuckwits are dead set retarded. Don't move to Qld, don't whinge about anything at all, stay there and think about what you've done. You fucken dead set wankers.

White ppl are too content lazy and broke?

Yes it was about the sex pretty much entirely

@Smug9991 @HelloImDr3w It’s a role playing game.

@HelloImDr3w Housing would be better if it served a purpose outside of role play

There are different levels to WoW housing, and it's clear I'm still in the tutorial.

@Ausbobsmit Trump has fast approaching dementia he will be forgetting dw

This spineless, communist-arse-licking scumbag has ended our long-standing alliance with the United States of America. Albanese won't be meeting Trump ever again. Mark my words. Albo thinks he's a big player, a big shot. He teamed up with Starmer and that grub from Canada and threw President Trump under the bus. Trump won't forget.

@zyacon16 @DeltyThe73rd This is pure cap

@DeltyThe73rd as an Australian I have to agree, Vegemite is shit, besides Fairy Bread or Bread, Cream, & Sugar is probably our actual go to bread snack, Vegemite is more of a meme very few people I know actually eat it.

THE AUSTRALIAN ONE HAHAH

@DJAlevy8 @marlowxbt Retard

@marlowxbt 26 lines of Python. $47 server. $339K profit. 🤯 Sometimes the biggest edge isn’t capital… it’s just clean code and patience.

AWS sent me a $47 bill. I haven't used AWS in 8 months. Logged in to shut it down. Found one EC2 instance running. Micro. $0.0058 per hour. Someone spun it up in February using my old credentials I forgot to rotate. I was about to terminate it. Then opened the logs. A bot. Running 24/7 since February. Connected to Binance WebSocket and a prediction platform API. Executing trades every 3 minutes. I followed the wallet address from the config file. 0x732F1. $339,140 profit. 38,945 predictions. Joined February 2026. Bio: there are no socials/websites related to this profile. → Wallet: t.me/PolyGunSniperB… Someone used my forgotten $47/month server to run a bot that made $339K. 38,945 trades. 800 per day. BTC moves on Binance. Platform lags 25 seconds. Bot buys old price. Collects $1. Repeat. The code was 26 lines of Python. Clean. No comments. No readme. Just a WebSocket listener, a price comparison and a buy function with a 15 second sleep timer. $339K profit on a $47 monthly server bill. ROI on the server alone: 721,574%. I checked the SSH login history. One IP address. Vietnam. Logged in once in February. Never again. Set the bot. Left. Someone halfway across the world found my exposed credentials, didn't steal my data, didn't mine anything. Just quietly parked a 26 line script on my cheapest server and let it print. I didn't terminate the instance. Changed the password. Sat there reading the logs for 2 hours. The bot is still running. The wallet is still active. $113K in open positions right now. My $47 AWS bill just became the most profitable invoice I never meant to pay.

This post is so…. 😭😭

@AustralianJA They’re correct

Racist mob marches through Melbourne chanting "all Israelis are terrorists" Notably, they also express support for the IRGC which is a proscribed terrorist group in Australia.

@ingoramas @AustralianJA “Chat think for me”

this vibe coded piece of shit app won’t let me view porn anymore bc of the age verification bug blocking everything despite saying I’m verified so I’m gone again peace oomfs

@SamInAZ123 @FuentesUpdates I mean MAGA currently being dog walked by Israel so

@FuentesUpdates Nick is goyim.😄 He's going to vote Democrat, 31 out of 35 Jews in office are Democrats. Every single Jew in office, regardless of party affiliation are Zionists & support Israel's existence. Even if they shy away from the label itself, they're still Zionist at the end of the day

Nick Fuentes is DONE with the goyim superchatters "Can goyim be sent to d!e?"

This guys hair pmo so bad like wtf is that 😭😭😭

ts tweet….

@REALkhsX @OhHaiBae Yes, exactly that

@captain_faq @OhHaiBae Am a loser for not questioning the Queen's decision...fck you btch

Her worst trait/habit that she developed this past decade. Honestly since Lemonade. Making the art we love so inaccessible and treating it all as a memory to be cherished is so incredibly frustrating as her fan. Truly my only disdain with her.