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@AhlalSoufian @kleeposting @CallunaVulgaria That’s… just a paternity test. The maternity test is “she gave birth how the fuck would it not be her kid”

@kleeposting @CallunaVulgaria A woman can perfectly need a maternity test too. A case where a man says its not his child but the mother knows it is indeed his child.

I remembered the meme about paternity tests being illegal in France because they cheat so much that it would cause social disruptions, but then I googled it and it's actually true???

@Goony_undercell @kapimz1 @images_i_hate2 “Kris beat asgore”

@kapimz1 @images_i_hate2 I never thought of it like this, like Kris deadass beat up asgore in the pacist route with just their fist, level 1 mind you. A full grown adult could definitely rock his shit😭

Why didn’t asgore simply let the human population build up in the underground until them and their offspring numbered 7 or over to break the barrier instead of killing them all as kids? Is he stupid?

@TrixieMLPArg @playcentermd God I’m so glad deltarune fans aren’t writing the game

@playcentermd And the trailer IS the knight identity reveal.

Let's say Nintendo asks Toby to get Kris & co in Smash, but he refuses because of meta reasons and allows them to choose another character to represent the franchise Who would you pick?

@ehvihn @mrdtabog Genuine question, what’s the implication of the Ferris wheel going halfway up and being ran by someone else? I thought it was kinda just a thing that Rudy or asgore did that sans just took over this year

@mrdtabog there’s SO MUCH that was said SO CASUALLY this chapter. “dearest december”, suselle in love, normalnpc chopping onion into takoyaki, ferris wheel only goes halfway up and was operated by someone else the year before, and that’s all just in the light world. like what is going on??

the dissonance in this chapter is very heavy, which is a large part of why people don’t really get it at first. it’s portrayed as yet another fun adventure, but it’s thin veil of humor hides tragedy and horror loosely behind it

@starstuccoo @NanosaurFan1999 @gnarrrcan @frauleinruby Give me an honest to god example of this, because I have literally never seen it and have been in the same social circles as trans people for upwards of a decade

@NanosaurFan1999 @gnarrrcan @frauleinruby you'd be surprised a lot of retards think they can actually change their chromosomes with hrt so stop laughing buddy cause it's fucking REAL

this really is peak liberal because they're saying all the nice soundbites but it means absolutely nothing tangibly.

@housesvon @fuckcriscuit @Psykoticwmn2 “What would you do if you didn’t have breakfast today?” ‘But I did eat breakfast, checkmate libs 🤓’

@fuckcriscuit @Psykoticwmn2 I am and if i was him i would have never been cringe as fuck, its like asking a jury to put themeselves in a murderes shoes like how would u feel if they treated u like a murderer well he murdered someone so thats probably why he gets treated as such

Daily reminder that this dude's face ended up getting leaked and people humiliated him so hard over it that he permanently retired

@rainnypea @Fleechiru Wait where is this dialogue from?? I don’t recognize it at all

@Fleechiru timeloop deniers are so funny

funniest part of amalgam knight discourse has been multiple people going “well time loops always suck” then you look closer and realize deltarune is like. the only narrative work they’ve ever engaged with man what are you basing this on

@ofviceandsin @rogermex92 Guy who psychotically threatens to beat random people up for daring to be annoyed at people smoking crack in enclosed public spaces: “oh science, I’m just so empathetic and morally righteous!”

@rogermex92 You sound like a nutter

Every time these guys talk about empathy it’s somehow always for the anti-social asshole who is jerking off in front of you or using drugs or harassing people and never for the people using transit as intended who are just trying to get work.

@its2itchy Me when I sexually harass someone I’m a “fan” of!

@JingIesss @lowelogf @True_Saber Honestly I’d quote OP saying Twitter users lack investigative skills but I fear you’d be too stupid to understand the joke 💔

@lowelogf @True_Saber Are you not the one talking to children on discord as a 30+ year old ? I’m 27 and I’m not about to go throw a pity party because someone called me unc LMAO

pov u r 30+ on discord

@unicorncharmd @taekoolivi @YAOIPATHY The concept of taking accountability for acting like a dick to a person you barely know 🤯

@taekoolivi @YAOIPATHY the concept of taking accountability for playfully calling someone older than you old

Ur lwky a weirdo but its okay

@necronomics_ @Ben0w0 @AccursedRobi @hark_yore Oh I didn’t mean my comment as a detriment of Ultrakill, it’s one of my favorite indies that’s getting developed rn, I can just understand why it could get lumped under the “shallow”

@captain_garfy @Ben0w0 @AccursedRobi @hark_yore This is true but imo the artistic merit and intentionality of the level design and bumps it up from shallow to meaningful

Frictionless ADHD games with shallow anti-capitalism themes could be a whole subgenre by now

@DeathValleyBush @_LarryJ_ American journalism’s passive voice is a detriment to all of humanity

@_LarryJ_ Obsessed with the phrasing “where the shooting occurred” like he didn’t shoot someone

This makes it so much funnier to me

@llecatxie @AccursedRobi @hark_yore This is the only game I can think of that fits ALL three of those descriptors (no disrespect bc I love hard space shipbreaker)

@AccursedRobi @hark_yore I assumed the post was about hardspace shipbreaker tbh

@necronomics_ @Ben0w0 @AccursedRobi @hark_yore I mean one of the whole points of the game is that war is essentially a death spiral if we continue at the rate we’re going at rn, and one of the major proponents of war is Capital. MOST wars fought in the 21st century are primarily being fought for resources/economic purposes.

@Ben0w0 @AccursedRobi @hark_yore can you tell me how ultrakill is frictionless as well as the shallow anticapitalist themes inside the game

@Ben0w0 @AccursedRobi @hark_yore Famously frictionless and easy game ultrakill

@AccursedRobi @hark_yore Only thing that came to mind was Ultrakill for some reason but i cant think of anything else

@PurgedMaoist @fleshsimulator Famously corrupt USPS employees 💀 Maoist landlord spews bullshit again 🤍

@fleshsimulator A USPS notification is not proof of my signature. You can't produce my signature because I did not sign for this. Nobody was at the house at the time it was supposedly signed for. Thomas Fleshopoulos lies again🤍

i made this in 10 minutes lol #minathehollower

Time for some classic Chad hyperbole: MINA THE HOLLOWER is insanely good. Impeccably designed, brilliantly constructed and an absolute joy to play. It totally deserves all the “game of the year” talk. I’m sad it’s over and already want to play it again.