ugo-sama
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ugo-sama
@captainbla_k
Ex-CMO | web3/crypto | Writer & Growth/Product/Performance Marketer | Analytics | I advise founders and help marketers understand marketing beyond the surface

When @DoorDash had no money, no marketing budget, and their competitors were spending millions, @t_xu only had one way out: "If a company has no ability to compete with budget and other companies are out spending them with marketing dollars, you only have one way to compete. You have to build a product that has better retention, better engagement. You have to. There's no other way."

A Nigerian lady in Spain records the exact moment the clock skipped from 1am to 3am due to daylight saving time.

You can one-shot anything if you plan well before, and test well afterwards.

I hope say una Dey serious about not filing this tax thing make the time reach I find out say na only me no file am


I did an abortion for him and we got back home that night. I was freshly bleeding and he suggested that we had sex and s the best time cause I can’t get pregnant. I was in so much pain but I let him in anyways. While he did it, I was crying


Bungalows don’t have to be boring. Modern residence in Morocco

If a senior man comes down to relate to you like you're on his level, do you still engage him like a senior man or as your guy? This man is older, rich and influential but calls me his oga or bro and I still address him with sir. I'm confused if I should start relating with him as my "guy" or keep it formal. A part of me feels if I keep things formal, he might no longer feel free with me. But at the same time I don't want to abuse privilege.


What's Peter Obi doing abeg. What's the next step.

If I get this job offer tomorrow, I’m not even putting my 2 weeks in at my current company. Just going to log in and not do any work until they notice 😂

I’m excited to announce that I’m invested in @MeekMill Series A for $67M alongside @jackkuveke of @jabronicap We can’t talk specifics about the project yet, as it’s just recently coming out of stealth, but the idea is an AI-driven B2B SaaS solution to streamline royalty analysis. When you look at the market, there’s a huge opportunity in music tech optimization that actively supports creators. Mr. Mills exclusive industry knowledge alone will revolutionize the current tech landscape. Not naming names, but one of the largest VC/incubators is going in on it. Glad we were able to close this lightning hot round quickly. I can’t wait for you all to learn about what we’re building.

Salary entered- paid all my bills, did my monthly savings & investments- back to being broke. Yay adulthood 🎊



