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𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎
𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎@naturehealyou·
in another universe, us
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meow
meow@BestOfMeow·
Sweet boy
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aka
aka@akafaceUS·
If aliens arrived on Earth tomorrow and you had to choose one person to represent all of humanity, who would you pick?
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captaincookie
captaincookie@captaincookied·
@TheGoblinnn @howiemandel 7oh has been literally saving me from kms for over a year now coming from a former meth addict. I hate the demonization it gets by posts like this.
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Goblin
Goblin@TheGoblinnn·
Unrelated to the topic of the clip, but the blue drink Howie is holding is a Feel Free drink containing 7OH, an extremely addictive unregulated opioid. @howiemandel you’re a loser for peddling addictive & sketchy 7OH products to your unsuspecting, presumably old fans. Fuck you
Killa 🌺@KillaKreww

Howie Mandel instantly regretted having Matan on his podcast after he kept being UNHINGED, claiming gay people are “DISGUSTING” and calling his co-host “r*tarded” 😭💀

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Victoria Rose
Victoria Rose@woahhvickyyy·
Jesus coming back soon
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Astronomy Vibes
Astronomy Vibes@AstronomyVibes·
"I now believe this universe came from something — God is the Creator" — Elon Musk
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captaincookie
captaincookie@captaincookied·
Hi god I love you
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neuraldivine
neuraldivine@neural_divine·
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p0ng
p0ng@r0bp·
Gm Beings
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Louis Dazy
Louis Dazy@louisdazy·
IMPACT_MEMORIES_ MAY_18TH_2026
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meowl real
meowl real@meowlreal1·
beautiful meowl
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💖@twaniimals·
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͏ ͏Xer0x
͏ ͏Xer0x@Xer0x_XYZ·
Game Theory
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0dd
0dd@odd0racle7·
@WhiteDudesWs @nypost Chud the Chimp is gonna be behind bars getting worked because he’s young and healthy. No more live streaming or seeing his family, traveling the world, having a life, freedom etc meanwhile my beautiful Black self will continue to have all of that and more. I love it! 🥰
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New York Post
New York Post@nypost·
Racist streamer 'Chud the Builder' charged with attempted murder for shooting outside court trib.al/uyznZA1
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ChudTheBuilder
ChudTheBuilder@ChudTheBuilder·
I was wrongly arrested after a restaurant who had “ChudTheBuilder” written down at the host stand before I ever walked in the door, conspired to have me charged. Then, I was held until noon on Mother’s Day. Had to cancel breakfast plans with my family. I was interviewed by the feds and bank account frozen. All electronic devices seized, as well as my firearm. The police cleared my multi-factor authentication keys after they took all my items so now I can’t sign into any of my iCloud or any other accounts. I could not care less about some hat. I am simply weary after 6 months of being attacked by our government for expressing the constitutional freedoms our ancestors fought and died for. Wake up America. It’s not illegal for White people to say the same word they say to each other.
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captaincookie
captaincookie@captaincookied·
@tinymrman @TylerDurdan175 @0xQuasark Whenever I trip or do drugs I hallucinate like animated sequences of people places things and I feel like I’m disrespecting god by seeing stuff I’m not worthy of lol
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Seb C
Seb C@tinymrman·
@captaincookied @TylerDurdan175 @0xQuasark Nothing is depleted from your brain, LSD is very similar chemically to serotonin, close enough that it manages to bind to your serotonin receptors. It comes in, binds for a while then breaks down.
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Paul Brown
Paul Brown@0xQuasark·
LSD: 12 hours of "holy shit" followed by 3 days of "oh shit."
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