Danté

Last night I was daddy, today I’m stupid bitch ass nigga 🤦🏽‍♂️

Nudes in a relationship are important. Yes, I wanna see your pussy while I'm at work for the 37rd time.

Me after dipping her tiddy in tequila and then adding salt around her nipple

How it feels when you have a gift for someone but can't tell them.

Since Spirit Airlines began service in 1992, they never had a fatal crash. They're closing down with a perfect record. Every Spirit flight that ever took off landed safely.

All Spirit Airlines Planes at 3:01 am:

Ambidextrous

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training" Me:

me in a Teams meeting waiting to say "nothing from my side”

“thank you for your interest in this position, but we have decided to go in another direction”

Yo, saliendo del trabajo, antes que me pidan algo más...

Me moving my focus to the right titty after focusing on the left for 5 mins.

When a client emails me at 9:25am but I leave soon at 5pm

Eu no meu dia de folga sem saber se eu durmo ou se aproveito a vida:

When you wake up late for work and don't even know where to start...

When bamboo shack call number 76 but I got number 72.

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

my problem is after a haircut i be thinkin i can bag rihanna

unfortunately I won't shoot my shot but you look good though