Colin Arthur Kirby

@Ray_Mears And a bloody good carpenter/joiner to boot thank you very much

Meet Neville - Expert mycologist and specialist Woodlore instructor blog.raymears.com/2024/09/02/mee… via @Ray_Mears

@toad_mrs Good intel

@toad_mrs Thank you ya legend

@toad_mrs Hey I tried pitas last week. 6/10. What’s your recipe?

@RickRedbeard @ScotRail Fuckin yes! I’ll take the credit if nominee else will

Update… Thanks to all of you who retweeted this. And thanks to @ScotRail staff. And thanks to whoever actually found it/handed it in. I HAVE THE GUITAR! X

@dohoodle @Tallah I’ve booked it just in case the surge pricing kicks in…..

@kathrynjoseph_ @RickRedbeard @ScotRail All of your parts are cross?

@RickRedbeard @ScotRail I am cross all of my parts ❤️

In a truly astonishing bout of baby brain, I left my guitar on a train on Saturday evening. If you see a battered looking black case containing a wee Yamaha acoustic travelling up and down the Glasgow-Stirling line please hand in to @ScotRail lost property. I live in hope x

Let’s help this legend# get his guitar back!!

@RickRedbeard @ScotRail Oh man! Fuckin crossing all my digits

Just farted through the wicker chair in the conservatory. Quite unique and very pleasing. Might start wearing wicker undies.

@Finlay_Jonny Fuck off it’s really really accurate you heathen bastard. Bloody ruined a life held belief and decision making system for me… fuckin party pooping prick

Amazing that this even had to be said 😂

@Finlay_Jonny Good cockers (my new name for cocktails) too

@Finlay_Jonny maps.app.goo.gl/TYVN6YyUTF69ug…

Congrats to @realbethgibbons and @jetfury on this classic. And Beth's new album is glorious, as is the new Beak>

@Finlay_Jonny Really wanted to go to that but clashed with Sharon having a job on in Manchester (I found a fucking amazing Ramen place down there if you’re interested).

@captfourhorns Yes! Me too, at the Mogwai all-dayer in Glasgow. Brilliant live.

@HeinzJunkins Always reluctant to revisit it. Remember it so fondly when it came out.

#watching ♻️ rewatching 🇺🇸 (1982)

@HeinzJunkins Somebody make this happen. Haven’t seen this cunt for waaay too long

You know what I’m going to ask now don’t you… CAN ANYONE GET ME INTO GREEN MAN PRETTY PLEASE? 🙏

@toad_mrs All in your pants?

@oliphantly Fuck that cunt

@captfourhorns a chap called michael

Leaving my hair to lie in state for a week