Disco Dad

Corn dogs are just meat Twinkies

evil again.

My dream life? Getting paid to yap

Posting what was supposed to be on the private story on the public is what I imagine cutting the red wire feels like

These are my Roman Empire

I hate to tell y’all this, but Tamayo in Demon Slayer is so Carlisle Cullen coded

I love glasses because it’s like “hey you can’t see? Here’s something that’s gonna smudge and make your vision even worse🫶🏽”

If there’s one thing I’ll always love in this lifetime, it’s a good mini skirt

Shoutout to the girls that slept with every single stuffed animal in their bed as a child so none of them felt left out🫶🏽

Not only does driving in LA scare me, I said let me go ahead and learn to drive stick on top of it🥰

Making a lox bagel next to my pet fish feels barbaric

Saying a prayer for all the girls with football bfs

If there’s one thing I was made for, it’s hypin up the girlies💖 if they’re a girly, just know I will gassin them up like there’s no tomorrow

Shego and Sam Manson were the it girls of our generation

My toxic trait is I think I could wrap a car off of one YouTube video

@amandaadenizee_ As you should! Can’t believe he would stress you out in your dreams like that😒

Not me having vivid dreams of akil breaking up with me and bringing girls him immediately. I’m about to beat his ass for that shit!!

Haven’t had a sip of water today but teaching myself to sleep on my back to prevent wrinkles

I want a pink car. Imagine me hitting curbs in a pink car. That would be so cute