captainripplenips

🚨: A flashing green light was captured on Jupiter by the Juno spacecraft.

NYAAAHAHAHA!!! Now here’s a classic! Stealing Candy from a baby! Now, it was quite the struggle, but I was able to pry it from this little man’s Grasp! Mine Now!! NYAAAHAAHAAHAAAAA!!!

I have been killed by a corned beef hash pie in my home - 50 shillings

I love you gee oh the trading card game

Me when I fucking get you

Girlfriend fuckin' kamehamehad me again

She's talkin about the wet stuff 😒

Joe Boden, 81, returns as lich

I love my little clicker trained radishes

Excelsi-whatever

Oh fuck oh damn I'm going in

The green triangle got me acting forgetful

Forcefemtheforgetful

Everyone had a cromulent day?

I love piss

That stupid fucking tree that I hate

Theydimner

Wrong! Star Spangler attack!

oh goodness i canto beliveihe s in theat video

@Ada_in_real wakey fucking eakey sleepy head fucking bastard