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AFR836 is landing speedy at Aaron Rheins' forehead it may seem

UAL2198 is diverting because the pilot hit the griddy

@kumxem I

Would you DATE your pfp?

@Dexerto i... what

You can now watch YouTube on Nintendo Switch 2 by downloading an indie battle royale game Super Animal Royale allows access to YouTube through a browser, but videos are limited to 360p

@Dexerto I

A Brazilian funeral company is now selling Mario-themed coffins You can choose from Mario, Luigi, Toad, Princess Peach, or even Yoshi

@v4g1s1l @GordonJMurray @flightradar24 Very helpful man very fucking helpful

@GordonJMurray @flightradar24 Trump and Netanyahu are war criminals.

#BA206, Miami-London, squawking 7700 on approach to London. flightradar24.com/BAW6R/3f391215 For more information on ‘Squawking 7700’ please see flightradar24.com/blog/squawking…

@WatcherGuru Hey they should release him

JUST IN: Suspect arrested for attacking Sam Altman's home said he wanted to kill the OpenAI CEO and stop humanity's extinction from AI, CNBC reports.

@Dexerto ...what???

Nepal enters the year 2083 today They are roughly 56 years and 8 months ahead of the western calendar

@HoopsCrave I like him more now btw

Chuck E. Cheese announces Chuck the mouse is now non-binary.

@pixelprayer lemons

GUN TO YOUR HEAD name a fruit without the letter A

@CultureCrave @sfstandard ok. now A-10 warthog

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's home has now reportedly been attacked twice in 3 days • One suspect was arrested after throwing a Molotov cocktail • A second incident involved a suspected single gunshot fired at the house (via @sfstandard)

@Roblox_RTC hmm... i have mixed feelings but i quit roblox anyway

Roblox is releasing Roblox Kids (under 9), Roblox Select (9-15), and the standard Roblox (16+). This will roll out in early June and change how parental control works on that platform. Roblox Kids (<9) will have: - access to games with a Minimal or Mild content maturity label. - all communication disabled by default. Parents have the option to enable chat, however, it will be restricted to Trusted Friends & users under 13. Party chat will be unavailable. - a distinctive blue background. Roblox Select (9-15) will have: - access to games with a Minimal, Mild, or Moderate content maturity label. - for ages 9-12, users will have access to see experience chat, but unless a parent permits their child to use chat in-game, it is not enabled by default. If doing so, they can chat with users under 16 & Trusted Friends. They can use Party Chat for Trusted Friends or a group of six after receiving parental consent. Parents have the option to turn this off. - for ages 13-15, chat is enabled by default, text and voice chat options are also available. Users can chat with ages 9-17 or Trusted Friends. - a distinctive visual treatment indicating account type. Roblox (16+) will have: - Visibility into friends, screen time, and spending until the user has reached the age of adulthood, which is 18. - Chat is on by default, unless banned in your region. - All content maturity labels, excluding Restricted. Users will automatically transition from Roblox Kids -> Roblox Select -> Roblox upon reaching the proper age. Roblox will not allow Roblox Kids & Select to feature games with sensitive issues, social hangouts, or free-form drawing games; however, parents can approve specific games that are otherwise unavailable to their child.

@MysterySolvents ...vance becomes president

What happens when Trump dies?

@DiscussingFish Bro

The Rock has been cast as the voice of Tung Tung Tung Sahur in 'TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR' In Theaters on July 9, 2027. (Source: imdb.com/title/tt369262…)

@WhiteHouse ok this is nice but @NintendoAmerica @Nintendo get to suing

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@anxietymsgs ...no

is your pfp actually you?

@kumxem instagram

YOU MUST DELETE 1 APP, WHICH ONE?

@Roblox this video scares me

Makeup is here, giving users a flexible, multi-layered system to personalize their avatars even more.

@RealConorOil ok

I'm saddened to announce that President Trump has passed away tonight.