Sarah

Silence is NEVER an option

@parker__farquer He's a lad, Arthur

@capuchinster He so would, Wilma

My name is Charlie the Chihuahua. This morning I found a vanilla slice under a hedge, but because Bob the Vet has said that my digestive system can't handle fat, Arthur (❤️) tried to get it out of my mouth. I was too quick for her. 😏

@parker__farquer It is quite a bold arm

@capuchinster She's just over a year old. Charlie likes bigger dogs best, but he probably wasn't sure about the arm

Last night, Charlie The Chihuahua (and Mr Fq and me) had dinner with Zoe the Vizsla and her people (previously people of Leo the Vizsla ❤️). Charlie and Zoe got on together very nicely, and Zoe did lots of excited puddles.

@CarolMaps Imagine having one of those in the window. Talk about neighbourhood watch

And the weird FB targeted ads continue 🥴

@Mafer1ck #AbsolutelyAEuphemism

@capuchinster I have all the spicy sauce, HMU

Chicken gyros tonight. Taste a solid 11/10. Presentation a solid 2/10 as usual.

@NicolaSillyBum Presumably for much the same reason they say "on accident"

Why have Americans started saying “you had me on pins and needles”?

@lafleurmtl Vu

My account tells me I'm suspended as " unauthentic" Let me know if you see this

@mynameisgill Belated happy birthday, Gill AND congratulations 🎉

@capuchinster I'm gonna need more options Sarah

Who's your favourite Terry?

@CarolMaps Happy birthday, C. 🎈🎈🎈

Bottom right photo is so on brand. Just grimacing my way through life, one bad haircut at a time 😂🥳

@Cookieurch Nb: the whole "you were born in 19... You are therefore Very Old" thing can get in the bin

@Cookieurch Ah shit. What a way to discover I'm already dead.

No. Because everyone born before 1989 is dead. Ffs.

@idlewildgirl It's a noble aim. Sadly, when I do this, I am also the person annexing the big tub & I have zero willpower.

Put a reasonable amount of trail mix into a ramekin and locked the big tub out my sight lets hope this works

@DyeWorksPrint @JR_Dickenson Winning

@capuchinster @JR_Dickenson Same. A friend is on his way back from France this week with a bottle for me

A really good market day for February, but my feet are bastard cold on this floor

@DyeWorksPrint @JR_Dickenson Really is. I always pick up Picon when I see it

@capuchinster @JR_Dickenson It’s great isn’t it

@DyeWorksPrint @JR_Dickenson Can confirm, picon bière is excellent

@JR_Dickenson Home now and warming up. With a beer and Picon. If you’ve never tried it, please do

@DavidPGCSE TBF, that's mint

One of the most meaningful gifts I’ve ever received in my entire life