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You know what…. SHOW ME YOUR SHOWER CURTAINS 👀 I wanna see the level of taste out there!

@kurtisconner Pick MEEEEEEEE *claps hands and screen turns red*

ATTN ARTISTS 😱 looking to commission someone for a fun lil project!! tweet me some of ur work!! (turnaround time needs to be fast unfortunately) (paid obviously)

#TheDailyArtsDose Like your favorite Artist! Day 6: There is life in surrendering the darkness of what we can't control. Artist: Julie Dunic | "Surrendering the Vile" Your likes help the artists win a shot at a cash prize! @NJArtsCouncil @artpridenj @jerseyarts #NNJCF #arts

Wow the Eiffel Tower is beautiful

Me: I don’t get why I’ve always had such a horrible addiction to sugar. America:

Dang I need to get on top of my shit

Roland the Farter was a court jester of Henry II who, every Christmas, had to perform a dance that ended with 'one jump, one whistle, and one fart' executed simultaneously. For this he was given a manor house in Suffolk and over 100 acres of land.

#heygoogle Have you ever wondered what Kevin McCallister is like as an adult?  Me neither. But just in case you’re curious you should totally watch this #ad

A pigeon just whacked me in the arm New York is such a magical city

if you don't point to the farm animals you see while driving in a car and proudly proclaim the kind of animal loudly to the car are you even human

When deathstyle accurately reflects lifestyle, everybody wins.

For all of my friends that wanted to be a ninja when they grew up... here is your chance!!! businessinsider.com/iga-japan-is-f…

Ok so I obtained my first full time job. This is an appropriate occasion to get a celebratory tattoo for, right?

so this is how you #tweet