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Pre drinks are way better than going out. Everyone is together in a room drinking pre-bought alc. But once you get to the club, half your friends disappear, you spend $12.50 on a rum & coke, meanwhile you find one friend crying in the bathroom bc chad’s there w/ another girl🙄

@Phil_Lewis_ RIP. Thanks for making a small part of my childhood awesome.

obsessed w the concept of martin short grinning ear to ear as he texts his gf, meryl streep

i think we’ve officially lost it

Ace saying he’s 5’10….. please brother #loveislandsusa

When I say ‘I’m a Miranda’ I don’t mean the chic, corporate, marathon running Miranda. I mean, I’m the eats cake out of the garbage, watches trashy tv Miranda.

Couch time with all my faves

Mark Ruffalo's comment on Hamdan Ballal getting attacked and abducted.

My dream cast for Traitors Season 4 #TheTraitorsUS Spencer Pratt Trisha Paytas Guerdy Housewives Miami Martha Stewart Taylor Hale Richard Hatch Johnny FairPlay Paul Arahamian Trixie Mattel Josh Martinez James Clement AJ McLean Lance Bass Michell Visage Lisa Hochstein Abi-Maria Gomes Corrine Olympios Abbie Miller

I’m Still Here won it FOR ME #Oscars

I want what they have

i would do anything to cure my digestive issues except stop drinking coffee or change my dietary habits in any way

Okay but it would be so funny if she betrays Danielle again and wins

I asked a guy on hinge what’s the last book he’s read and he said he skimmed through the 2001 Guinness world record

He’s sleeping sitting up🥲🥲🥲🥲

Manifested a flat tummy and got food poisoning. Life is so on my side🫠

Goodnight to everyone besides Matt James #TheBachelor

Matt James it’s so over for you #callherdaddy