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he doesn’t have “ptsd”, he “gets a little strange if he smells meat rotting” and we do not fucking acknowledge it

not only does the elf not know therapy words but if he did know what therapy was he would talk about it like this

@izaIith FKFJDKDK i honestly never noticed before that i pronounce been like “bin” and now i feel hyper aware of it. why did we in north america yeet the double e

@izaIith wait i think it does though because “been” and “bean” aren’t pronounced the same in my voice 😭

on the one hand, there is so much pollen around it looks like there’s a layer of yellow snow on everything. on the other hand, there is also wisteria growing everywhere. i think if i sat still long enough outside the wisteria would grow over me

@anlaceheart “t4t!” = please assuage my hilarious guilt for shipping het, etc.

@anlaceheart or they do, but not in ways that really like. matter? it’s mentioned for the sake of mentioning it

i think the reason male characters being turned into trans men is better received than female characters being turned into trans men is that the man being trans can be experienced as mere cuntboy fantasy whereas the woman incites all the fear and repulsion about ruined femininity

Lenore (oc)

@anlaceheart 👀👀👀👀👀👀

there is something so catastrophically funny about the fact that when anyone who knows me well plays hades 2 and encounters the character of moros they seem to immediately feel that i would black out and give myself carpal tunnel thinking about him and need to tell me about him

that is my old man kvetch for the day. thank you for your time

i am happy for everyone that likes them but for me personally there are few evils more brazen than dress pants marketed as being more comfortable or feeling like sweatpants. this is suit pants why are you trying to make it lack structure and fit worse. devilry, i tell you.

@irithyllians LMFKFJKFKF the evidence here only builds

@caranthirs with only osmosis knowledge of hades 2 from friends i’d have to agree + I wish you could have heard my reaction to “give myself carpal tunnel” LMAKJDHFAOD

@paopupuppy report back to me on this fellow if you do 😌

@ezellohars 😭😭😭🤝

@caranthirs i am in the same predicament, my condolences 😭😭

the way i’m supposed to be reading brandon sanderson because i was gifted his books and i have spent the last three weeks reading literally anything else in this house………….i’m sorry for being a fake fan of fantasy it’s just my friends whose taste i trust have not enthused me

@supercloneclub the mistborn series yeah

@caranthirs Did you get books from the Mistborn series or something else?