Carey Parrish

@crockpics “Tell me lies, Tell me sweet little lies…”

What is your favorite Fleetwood Mac song?

@bruce_steiner All of the above. And we can psychotic to the list.

@DarkMSolvent Grecian Formula.

What is this an advertisement for?

@ElonMuskOde Do you want to send me money?

@Brian_Peel I need he will.

RIP Drake Hogestyn 😢 Since ‘86, played leading man & iconic Days of Our Lives character John Black / Roman Brady. Met him briefly in the NBC corridors back in 2000, he was a man with a big heart with lots of love for the people around him. He’ll be sadly missed. #Days @DaysPeacock

@wdefnews12 You’re not coming through on cable.

@TheRichFromCali Bon voyage, mein fuhrer!

@marlene4719 He’s a disgrace.

Are you infuriated as much as I am when this orange slob wears a shirt identifying him as the president? Blasphemous.

@ZulTheBear 99

Eye 👀 Test : Can you see the number ?? 👀 One Correct Answer Wins $1,000 💰

@HollandTaylor Watching your performance in “Ann” always makes my day. You are superb!

@BarbraStreisand I’d vote for Mr Magoo before I would vote for him. He’s a troglodyte.

Trump once said he needed the Heritage Foundation and its Project 2025 “to achieve” his MAGA agenda. In another retrograde statement in the document it states, “The only valid family is a working father married to a stay-at-home mother and their children.” Unbelievable!

@acnewsitics @BetteMidler But don’t tell Trump that. He’ll find a way to blame it on Obama AND take credit for it himself!

Largest daily point drops in DOW history: 2020-03-16 −2,997.10 TRUMP 2020-03-12 −2,352.06 TRUMP 2020-03-09 −2,013.76 TRUMP 2020-06-11 -1,861.82 TRUMP 2020-03-11 −1,464.94 TRUMP 2020-03-18 −1,338.46 TRUMP 2020-02-27 −1,190.95 TRUMP 2018-02-05 −1,175.21 TRUMP 2018-02-08 −1,032.89 TRUMP 2020-02-24 −1,031.61 TRUMP 2020-04-01 −973.65 TRUMP 2020-03-05 −969.58 TRUMP 2020-03-27 −915.39 TRUMP 2020-02-25 −879.44 TRUMP 2020-02-25 −879.44 TRUMP 2018-10-10 −831.83 TRUMP 2019-08-14 −800.49 TRUMP 2018-12-04 −799.36 TRUMP 2020-03-03 -785.91 TRUMP At least Trump is #1 at something.

@Ziploc #MillionDollarIdea - Have someone from your company call all cereal makers about using your product as in-the-box packaging for their products. #YouHeardItHere

@JoJoFromJerz A jackass

If Trump doesn’t show up for the ABC debate, what would be an appropriate equivalent to stand in his place?

What is wrong with the sentence below? 🤨 It’s source is an article from “The News International,” where it is the opening line of the story. Read it carefully before commenting. “'A Family Affair' star Zac Efron went to Spain to attend the 2024 Paris Olympics.” C

@netanyahu Knock it off, Net. You’re going to unwittingly trigger WW3 if you don’t stop killing children and antagonizing Iran.

@joncoopertweets Troglodyte.

Describe Trump in ONE word.

@Brian_Peel I will be.

What a lovely lady, I’d vote for her. 🇺🇸 🗳️ #Kamala #KamalaHarris

@JoJoFromJerz He just realized that they grow together if someone doesn’t intervene.

Is Matt Gaetz snorting bronzer now? And what in the actual fuck is going on with his eyebrows?

@RpsAgainstTrump These dummies probably have to get naked to count to twenty-one!

it's a cult of stupid