Carlos Guevara Jr ⚡️

Had a great live performance and a great beer!

@RevRayCistman I need to ask. Is this a real account, or a satire humor account?

We could have watched him land on the moon this week if it wasn’t for white supremacy.

@otokyo__ Fire hazard

What would you call this?

@lippyent My Ex used to call me babe

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

Wow! Really? Talk about being clueless on how to run a company. She's now hiring a person who almost bankrupted her competition?

@braves2430 J

Which pie are You grabbing First? 🥧

@Amelia558rs Worn

How would you describe this tire in just one word?

@chefsevenn 5/6

How do u like your steak cooked ? 🥩

@lady_valor_07 Windows 95

If Bill Gates was sinking in quicksand, what would you throw him ??

@WilliamShatner Happy birthday Bill! So glad you are enjoying your day 🎉🍻🎂

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻

Rest in peace Carlos Ray Norris.

@DriveTimeVideos True! I'm pretty impressed by the Hurricane engine. So far it's been more reliable than the Tundra's 3.4 TT V6.

Just as gas prices soar, Ram reintroduces the HEMI. A $1,200 upgrade over the excellent Hurricane engine, this one is less powerful, slower, less fuel efficient, requires mid-grade gas and tows less. Makes perfect sense.

@GovPressOffice What about the one you have applied to us for years? We're getting a double whammy.

The Trump administration working overtime to justify why their actions raised gasoline prices nationwide. Affordability is a “hoax” in their book.

@TheSports_Shift Catfish Hunter

@chefsevenn 6

Which hot dog are you picking?

@Mark_VincentS8 Thanks! Salud! Cheers🍻

@cargueone Properly done. My salute

Having a great late lunch. 🍻 Once in a while I treat myself to a delicious lunch.

Fun night playing live.

@ProRightMemes I'm going to guess zero of them would be.

White people, on a scale of 1-10, how offended are you?

@td_nash Nick

What would you name him?🧐

@Matt_Pinner 0

What are the chances you'd vote for Gavin Newsom for President in 2028? (0-100) 🤔