Carhoss

My Big Fat Greek Nuts

When the fog machine smells like a burnt suorin air pod

Bitches be fat as hell sometimes

The best way to pull a woman is memorizing her license plate

It’s May and nothing bad has ever happened to me

Im declaring Albanian Summer🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

Cade cunningham 45 points on 14/14 free throws #cadegilgeousalexander

how may is going to feel

Yellow hi chew tastes the most like vape juice

I need a boondocks hampton inn. I need a plastic-wrapped egg and cheese omlette that i can eat in one bite. I need American Dad playing on the tv in my room while my high kicks in and a spring from the futon digs into my spine. I need an AC unit that gives me frostbite.

Steak frites, sauteed spinach, absolute fucking despair.

When the function got lesbians

Testicle-sized hailstones broke my fucking windshield

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The lion is really spiraling at the moment

@carhoss Zelda is more popular today than when millennials were growing up, yapping just to yap

Milennial slop

Why does the met gala happen every five months

Girl i ghosted showed up in a tik tok ad for a smoothie shop

Just used three q tips to clean my ears